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[goddammitlance]

good morning everyone what if i came back

[collieflowah]

Commissions are Open!!

Hey guys, I need help raising money to get my dad new glasses! This means that I’m finally opening up commissions!

Here are examples of my writing!

-          Rate is $1 USD every 100 words. You can go up to 5000 for now, which would equal $50 USD

-          NSFW content adds $5-$10, depending on how heavy/kinky* you’d like your work to be.

-          Fandoms I will write for include: Marvel, Star Trek AOS, Voltron, (some) RPFs, Falsettos, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Newsies, The Foxhole Court, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Wonder Woman (2017), Detroit: Become Human

-          $3 will be added if you’d like me to write for a fandom that I don’t know of/haven’t written for. This is for research purposes.

-          Payment will be either via PayPal, or Ko-fi if the amount allows.

*You will have to outline these things, give me do’s and whatever do not’s you may have.

Things I will write:

Just about any trope. I will write A/B/O and most things that… tend to squick people out (eg, mpreg, abuse recovery, etc) If it’s something very outlandish, we may need to discuss it, or I may require a small fee for such things.

I will write any genre, including darker and more violent ones. I am very good at fluffy things, pining (both requited and not), angst, longing, and heavy emotional things.

Things I will NOT write:

Non-con, scat play, self-harm, heavy degradation, pedophilia, or underage NSFW. I won’t write reader inserts or Character/Reader. No crossovers. I reserve the right to refuse any kinks or elements that may make me feel uncomfortable.

Interested? Hope so.

When you have your idea in order, contact me via DM. I need a healthy idea about what you’re expecting, little things you’d like me to include if you have them.

I need to know:                                                          

How long you would like your fic to be

Which fandom you’d like.

 A pairing, if such applies

The rough plot of your fic, including any tropes or details that applies.

I will begin writing when we have all these things ironed out. I will require half of the fee upfront, and the last half right after the work is completed.

All payment must be made before you have access to the work.

Will the work be posted?

Chances are? Yes. It will either be posted to my AO3 page, or my tumblr. You may remain anonymous in the posting, if you want.

Contact me via tumblr DM, email: [email protected], paypal: bleualexander, ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bleualexander

All writing is my own, and I retain all ownership of such. Posting of his work on any platforms other than my own is prohibited.

[goddammitlance]

rereading the DL story and controversy on fanlore again, and fellas... this is a walk down memory lane I am shook

[goddammitlance]

Tick Tock while one of my favorite stories for VLD had some ups and downs. I really enjoyed it as a whole but the last 5 ish chapters just felt real off. I'm not sure if it was the writing or what. It just felt different and contrasted the earlier chapters way too much. Not to say it was bad. Just felt off putting and jarring. I do love Tick Tock and would love to see more of this universe but I'm not sure how much of the latter chapters material I can get through. I just wanted to say this

bruh i feel you

i honestly would have loved a different ending, but i felt like i was writing myself in a hole and that was my last-ditch effort to maybe avoid a mess. Did I avoid it?not really, but that’s okay. I’ve grown a lot in my writing because of that story, and it’s fucking obvious. I’ve grown even more since then. Thank you for reading. You’re definitely not alone in feeling this way. It was sort of a funky way to go, logically, but that’s the path I chose when I came to it. While I don’t really regret it, I would have went a totally different direction, if I had written it now. But nevertheless I love that story lots and try not to be too critical of myself and my choices there. I’m still learning and growing tbh, and that’s never gonna stop. might as well accept all these things now, you know?

thanks for dropping in <3

[hustlerose]

i didn’t used to think tv was capable of rotting your brain. but after witnessing the effects of voltron legendary defender i am not so sure. 

[wittyyname]

Hi so I have a dilemma. I've heard so much about this klance fic Dirty Laundry and I really want to read it, but I can't find it on Ao3? Sorry you're just one of my favorite fic authors so I thought you might know where I could find it? Thanks

Dirty Laundry was deleted from Ao3 by the author. 

A long time ago, in the early days of the vld fandom, DL was one of the first fics that A) fake dating troupe and B) explored Lance’s family. The author got a lot of attention because of it, both good and overwhelmingly bad. The author was seventeen/eighteen and jumped from one extremely bad circumstance into what felt like a never ending new one. They were dealing with familial rejection and shattering. DL was the author’s way of coping. It was a coping mechanism, like a lot of works are, to help them through a rough period by exploring those feelings outside of themself, in a creative and safe environment. DL was not the most well written story. The author was young and still learning. It was a good fic, but not overwhelmingly remarkable writing wise. But that didn’t matter. It still spoke to a lot of people and gave a lot of people joy. The writing might have just been average, but writing can be taught and crafted. The author showed a real and innate ability for storytelling. Rough and unrefined, but pulsing. 

But then it spiraled into drama. People loved it or hated it. No one was allowed to be inbetween. It was meant as a coping mechanism, and the fandom snatched it out of their hands and distorted it. They got trapped in the middle. The good did not outweigh the bad. They got so much hate, and then their positive fans would fight the haters, and it would spiral into a huge fight that the author wanted no part of. 

And the author? They are one of the softest most empathetic people I know. It hurt them to be in the middle of that. So for their own mental health, they stepped away from the voltron fandom. They came back later and finished DL, but it wasn’t for anyone else other than themself. And they came back to it after the turbulence in their own life had settled down and they were coming out of it stronger. 

DL was deleted because it represented a part of the author’s life they want to forget. It was a coping mechanism for a very dark time that they’ve moved on from, and they don’t want to be reminded of it. It was deleted because the fandom made it so incredibly toxic that they couldn’t even hear the name of their own fic without having an instant spike of anxiety. Even after it was done and over with, they couldn’t escape it. Every once in a while, DL would crop up again in the fandom. It would be used against others or as an example of something problematic. They couldn’t escape it. 

Their decision to delete it was a difficult one, but it ultimately came down to this: as much as they’re glad it gave some people joy, it was causing them toxic pain. Even after switching the ao3 author to Anonymous, people were still talking about it. It still existed. And that in and of itself was a source of anxiety. The only thing that stopped them from deleting it years ago was all the people who loved it. Their joy was the only thing keeping it alive, but there came a time when the author had to let it go. Ironically enough, the fic itself was the author’s own dirty laundry, and they finally were able to wash themselves clean of it.

And dude? As sad as it might be, I have never seen them so happy as they were when it was finally deleted. They felt like they could breathe. Like a huge weight had been lifted, and like they can finally move on. 

This experience has probably ensured that they will never write like this again. Writing was never their strong suit anyway, but they tried their hand at it and got shot down. Thankfully, the toxicity didn’t crumble that innate gift for storytelling. They’ve focused their creative output toward their main passion: art. They’ve come so far, and they dream of drawing comics. They want to continue to tell stories through a visual medium. 

So, I’m sorry, but Dirty Laundry is no longer on Ao3. If you’re able to find any copies posted elsewhere online, they are done without the author’s permission. 

[malecane]

tbh at this point i dont wanna support it in any way

[valtsv]

the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

[valtsv]

its only been 2 years???

[thottavius-rex]

High key hope this site doesn’t get deleted. I know it’s probably nothing but I just realized we have the voltron kin and skeleton stealers quarantined in here and letting them out onto other sites would be chaos. A 21st century Pandora’s box

[savedgame]

i like how grave robbers and voltron kinnies are on the same level

[whiteblades]

You only live once.

[escaleamare]

post team briefing

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

I feel like this is pretty accurate

[klanced]

voltron fandom is well and truly dead which means i can say whatever the heck i want 2 say and there’s no one awake to tell me i’m wrong.

[klanced]

allura should’ve been the black paladin

[klanced]

it’s still weird that they decided to cast white voice actors to voice characters of color

[klanced]

matt holt is an incredibly boring character and they devoted too much time to him

[klanced]

i am STILL mad about that episode with the evil alternate universe alteans

[klanced]

voltron started sucking in season 2 and it was all downhill from there

[klanced]

only hunk, allura, and like 40% of lance stans are qualified to discuss voltron

[klanced]

the pacing of this show is terrible. literally, the actual worse.

[klanced]

we, as a community, should have been immediately wiped out the moment someone uttered the phrase “allura is a racist”

[cactiired]

Coffee☕

[prospails]

They’re on an Earth date

[weird-consistence]

Little joker Allura somehow managed to convince Altea’s producers AND Keith to make Lance’s job a little more difficult. 

I may have taken some liberties with Altea’s plot because I don’t remember if it was all that well specified what the series was like.

Just read this beauty by Oliver (go give ‘em love!)

Bonus:

[goddammitlance]

*cracks my knuckles*

so i was looking over this again. yk. as you do bc i treasure this

and i reALIZED THAT THEIR DIRECTOR KINDA LOOKS LIKE ADAM

AND I

AND I HAVE IDEAS

VISIONS

AND NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD BC LIKE WHAT IF SHIRO WAS ADAM’S SOULMATE IM IM IM IM IM

SHIT STOP NOW I WANNA WRITE A SEQUEL (and by that i mean dig out the Notes i have for the sequel and Go Over Them)

[catnippackets]

I need more Lance and Romelle friendship