gogmagog

crushing your nuts never gets easier / i'm mainly on twitter @ gogcore i post stuff here if it's too long or too stupid. thanks

[bitcrusherr]

[diamantefangs]

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[washedupswammer]

a gem from the twitter feed this fine monday morning

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[3000s]

this is gagobears

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[psicheanima]

You don’t know what it’s like to be so gross

[hungwy]

[paulthebukkit]

Nintendo uploaded a video about Marth but for some reason I can’t get over how this video starts

[paulthebukkit]

Nintendo uploaded a video about Marth but for some reason I can’t get over how this video starts

[paulthebukkit]

Nintendo uploaded a video about Marth but for some reason I can’t get over how this video starts

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[sillayangel]

[spicyblogger2]

[mizipop]

got one of my twitter friends into dune

[hungwy]

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

[mezzodical]

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides