putting the cry in cryptid

Aven. 30s. USA. They/them pronouns. I like plants, animals, art, writing, and a great many books and shows. Icon and header image by rubyetc. Sidebar by star-plasma.

[unidentifiablelifeform]

[fakecapricorn]

to all my demotivated girls

[cocoamoonmalfoy]

​no lie I had to get up to shake my ass this is potent

[soedblackchaos]

Need this to be every Monday…

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

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Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[catasters]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[katmaibearfan]

more 26 & her two spring cubs

[katmaibearfan]

[incoherent babbling and pointing]

[katmaibearfan]

someone mentioned that they had never seen a bear sploot before, and since this sploot from september 2025 lives in my brain at all times i decided to go hunt it down and make everyone else see it again too

[jessiesjaded]

Yellow-tailed Black Cockatoo displaying a rare genetic mutation called leucism which creates a stunning blend of yellow, white, and black feathers.

[important-cat-pics]

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[ink-the-artist]

Some of these Soviet illustrations were weird…

[hoot-alex]

[shithowdy]

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[shithowdy]

loon :)

[shithowdy]

i painted my loon :)

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This loon :) is joyful and whimsical!

[maximumsunshine]

If you'll pardon my beginner art, I was inspired.

Loons are my favorite.