I don’t know why I’m rewatching Moon Knight, but damn Steven and specifically his English accent is annoying. Truly believe Oscar Isaac could’ve differentiated the characters without it.

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I don’t know why I’m rewatching Moon Knight, but damn Steven and specifically his English accent is annoying. Truly believe Oscar Isaac could’ve differentiated the characters without it.
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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
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I love how there are only indirect allusions to donut having a hard time adjusting to sapience and then prepotente and volteeg show up sobbing about it.
#dungeon crawler carl#dcc#princess donut#pony: donut is so lucky she has clear memory of tv shows to teach her how to be human#donut: im so fucking scared this is nothing like my stories except the parts that are painful
Rough idea for a #Quasar from Dungeon Crawler Carl sticker. He's one of my top side characters <3
#dungeoncrawlercarl #bettercallquasar #smushbox #mattdinniman #litrpg
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burn notice is peak for many reasons but one of the main ones is the color grading. too many spy or general action thriller shows (modern ones especially) insist on being the saddest, most desaturated things to look at ever. part of which i get why since it sets the tone the series is going for but at the same time is just very, very annoying to look at when everything looks like that
#only comparison i can come up for with this is that burn notice is a kid's room decorated by a child developmental psychologist#and other action thrillers are decorated by clean girl aesthetic sad beige moms#the only time the desaturated look has ever looked good was early seasons of SPN#cuz that had a lot of cool colors and felt like the night scenes in twilight#everything else tho is a flop#burn notice#7-inches-of-satanic-panic
The other reason Burn Notice is an ideal spy show is because, thematically, it's about saving people in a very individual personal way.
The idea of it, is that Michael becomes a spy with sort of this ideal of wanting to serve his country and help people. On some level, that's part of who he is and why he did that. But in his spy days, the way that the government manipulates and uses that, is at best a very abstract idea of doing good and helping people, very distant from the lives of actual people. But more realistically, it's a lot moral compromise and making deals with the devil to accomplish something that may or may not help anyone real, and it always comes with a high price. (And there's distinct parallels in Sam and Fiona's backstories with the Navy and the IRA respectively). When we first meet Michael in the pilot he's bribing a warlord on behalf of oil companies. And when we later hear about the details of his falling out with Larry, it demonstrates the way that his spy job pushed him to not have regard for civilian collateral damage because it was in service of some abstract "greater good" sold to him by his handlers. When he's burned at the start of the show we also see the way it has eroded all his personal relationships. Sam and Fiona and his mom are all there to begin, but he doesn't actually have a real relationship with any of them. His spy work has isolated him and made him stop caring about actual people.
And that's why the case-of-the-week format is essential for redeeming Michael. He's forced into a situation where he is face-to-face with a normal person and being asked to care about their problems and to protect them. No more shady moral compromise for the sake of an abstract 'greater good'. It's using his spy skills to help in a very real and concrete way. Their money was taken, go get it back. This kid is missing, go bring them home. This woman is being threatened, protect her. This family is in danger, go save them. The cases start as a way to make money but they retrain him to care about people and he rebuilds those relationships with Sam and Fiona and Maddie as he does so. And it's through being given people to care about and people who care about him that he starts to break free from the hold his spy job has over him.
And the final season ends up being so different because it is this principle put to the test--has Michael learned to really care about people or will he fall prey to the temptation of the self-aggrandizing utilitarian ethic sacrificing people to the greater good which his spy training conditioned him to believe in?
Why is that people so readily accept Iron Man as this inherently disgusting symbol of capitalism but make them question Captain America for one second and they explode?
Like, okay, I might be a little biased here as someone who is an Iron Man fan, but it's a little annoying to me that there was so much wank around Tony from 2016 onwards about how he's a capitalist/imperialist/whatever-ist because a bunch of people online decided to be Not Very Normal About Supehero Movies while Steve was basically put onto this pedestal of being Good Man Who Hates Bullies™ and it felt very ... hollow to me? Because a lot of the time in felt like people were indulging in American Exceptionalism But Woke™, and rarely ever indulging in good faith.
I feel like a lot of your posts about MCU Tony range from “yeah that’s understandable” to “IDK Man I Think It Depends” there’s a lot to criticize there, absolutely — but I also feel like you tend to edge into … bad faith readings, most of the time? It feels more spurred on by petty fandom beef about MCU Steve and people saying mean things about him than anything grounded or nuanced, y’know?
Well, it’s funny you said that because when this came in I was trying to frame a response to the first one and it started with ‘the wording of this ask is so loaded I can’t consider it a communication made in good faith but.’
So, but I can tell you that in my case the reaction is only secondarily ideological. It’s primarily a personal reaction to the writing, an emotional and aesthetic assessment of the material present onscreen.
In brief, when the writing for Captain Steve America sucked, he just kind of lost his personality and got worse at tactics. When the writing for Iron Anthony Man sucked, he kept entering doom spirals and forcibly dragging in everyone around him.
My objections to Tony Stark as a character have at base a lot less to do with his whole billionaire shtick or the drummed-up rivalry or any of that than like.....
Increasingly, as the Marvel film series went on, I was experiencing the actual text of the films attempting to gaslight me into accepting that the most important aspect of the events depicted, no matter these were, was Tony Stark’s personal feelings.
As far as the rivalry goes, I actually think it’s stupid. It’s kind of gross. It led to some unbelievably stupid writing choices, but more than that it’s nonsensical. It’s...apples to carburetors, or something.
Like. You cannot make any kind of rational comparison between these two men on a moral basis, and find them remotely on the same level.
One of them has never been given anything he didn’t have to fight for except his mother’s love, dislikes the idea of killing, and was anti-Nazi for ethical reasons in 1943. Which was not actually particularly common.
One of them has always been given everything except his father’s love, and responded to trauma by building a flying tank and racking up the highest personal kill count of anyone in world history, if we are to believe the statements made at the beginning of Iron Man 2 about his approach to ‘privatizing world peace.’
Tony Stark is designed to be a shitty person who becomes better, so the focal point of his narrative is his personal growth; his feelings, his motives, his flaws and how he struggles to rise above them. This means he is fundamentally obnoxious, selfish, and self-obsessed, and the story engages with these traits.
He, MCU version, once tried to apologize for fantastically shitty behavior to one of the two most important people in his life, to that end gifted her food she’s allergic to, and asked for ‘credit for remembering there was a connection.’
They figured out where the supervillain was staging his attack via Tony realizing his description of Loki’s supervillain priorities also described himself. His second movie largely revolves around him handling terminal illness so badly he i.e. demolishes his own house attempting to kick the shit out of his best friend, whom he refuses to confide in.
It took being personally blown up with his own bombs and being held hostage for an extended period, and then watching his only comrade in that captivity die, to encourage him to introspect at all about how he was enabling the US imperial military-industrial complex to prosecute extended foreign occupations for no good reason except to keep a Republican president in office despite his many policy failures.
He is deliberately designed to suck. His original creator designed him as a challenge in developing a character who is objectively deeply shitty, and then making the audience like him and root for him anyway.
Tony is not good. He is not good-at-being-good. When well-executed, the point of him is that he is trying anyway. Even though it’s hard, and doesn’t come naturally, and is contrary to most of his training. He is trying so hard to be good, and he’s reaching for it with all that unhinged hubris that goes with having always been filthy rich and too smart for your own good, and there’s something glorious even in the very selfishness of his wanting that redemption arc.
And even when he succeeds in catching it, he remains self-obsessed and annoying.
And we can love him for it, as a character; we can see our own limits and foibles reflected in him and feel that he shows us that, in spite of all the things we know to be wrong with us, we too can be transformed by the alchemy of heroism in the act of sincerely trying to be better, and to accomplish worthy ends. The orphans do not care why you built the orphanage.
The MCU achieved this fairly well with some of the early work with Tony, I feel. He was kind of compelling. He and the subtext of his films were off-putting to me personally in a lot of ways, including having extended sections that bored me to tears, but the character was presented in a way that worked. In part because Robert Downey Jr., noted nepotism baby and recovering addict, identified with his character so profoundly he conveyed his emotions really well.
I was very much not the intended audience, but I was willing to ignore the many issues I had with the premise and go along with the underlying idea of this character. Especially having had him re-imagined for me in a flattering light by various fanworks.
But the problem was: they ran out of chain. By the third or fourth time you put the same character through the ‘breakdown→act out→make a transformative resolution→fuck up’ cycle it stops looking triumphal or even productive, and just starts looking like an addiction spiral where the drug of choice is narcissism and robots.
And in Iron Man 3, disney even kind of acknowledged that and made it text, by having him explode all the suits at the end in a gruesomely costly symbol of breaking out of the cycle.
Which in turn got cheapened before the film was even released when Downey signed a new contract and they got Tony back in the flying armor. And we had multiple movies where the explicit literal plot was that Tony Stark being so wrapped up in his own feelings and so willing and able to impose his will on other people and the world at large about it was Bad.
The only reason he’s not technically the villain of Civil War, structurally speaking, is that he’s getting played by actual villains the entire time; he’s a patsy. A puppet on a string.
The only reason he’s not the villain emotively speaking is that the movie was cut to give his feelings and perspective loads more screen time than Steve’s, meaning that in some ways he’s the implicit protagonist of the film even though it’s notionally Captain America III. The thing about being the protagonist is it doesn’t matter who’s good or bad; if you’re the main character you’re the main character. Fullstop.
Tony Stark is written as a person who always believes he’s the main character and hurts people about it. Constantly. Especially the people who trust him.
I think that’s a reasonably interesting character premise, but Disney managed to make it atrocious by looking at how much money Iron Man movies made and deciding to make him in fact the main character of everything, forever. Resulting in films that self-contradict in absurd and distressing ways, and a black hole in the shape of a man distorting the entire series around himself.
Tony has always been hamstrung by the serial format limiting his growth, that too is baked in, but every successful superhero comic has this problem in some form; recreating it so grandiosely and so fast in a movie franchise wherein it ought to have been way more avoidable is just. Kind of embarrassing.
(It was embarrassing when Nolan did something similar with Batman, also, but at least he had the excuse of actively disliking Batman as a concept and deliberately trashing him, meaning some of the blame can go to the failure of judgment represented by making three batman films in that context, rather than to incompetence.)
Meanwhile Steve Rogers is a much more straightforward character concept, still complex enough to have psychological depth but not inclined to make his feelings anyone else’s problem. Who was initially very well executed and then increasingly neglected by scriptwriters who sometimes hadn’t even watched his existing films before writing him.
Also, his first movie was a period piece which engaged with its era, on a level that wasn’t particularly rigorous as historical films go but fantastic by the standards of superhero media, which I personally think is super cool. By superhero standards, it's also subtle, which is to say it uses only a small bullhorn to convey its themes.
I also find him relatable and easy to sympathize with, due to his lived experience of poverty and disability, and the intense way he pursues being not only good but decent. Which is a lesser achievement in some regards, a ‘bare minimum,’ but I appreciate that he values it, specifically because it’s not the kind of work that is rewarded in glory, or as a rule rewarded at all.
And it wouldn’t occur to him to think he deserved a reward, or ‘credit,’ for being decent.
Let alone for trying to be and failing.
Steve tries to structure his life choices so that he has as little as possible to be ashamed about, while Tony repeatedly structures his life choices around grand gestures intended to help him come to terms with the shame he’s already internalized, which routinely backfire and send him into another tailspin of shame-compensation.
I, personally, find the former appealing and the latter repulsive. The more so for how unable the character became to learn from his mistakes in any coherent or lasting way, sapping the pathos.
I also think the difference is so profound that it's kind of absurd anyone would need to explain what the difference is, which is exactly how you nerdsniped me with this nonsense.
But like. Tony won, in the sense that the MCU revolved around him. Also in the sense that my frustration with him is much stronger than my attachment to any of the characters I did like. And I have not watched an MCU movie in...what, seven years? No, I did catch Shang-Chi, that was only five years ago. I am simply unable to care about this franchise at this point. It disappeared up its own ass. It has no narrative integrity remaining. Boring.
My problem with Tony Stark is: his movies and his fanbase are weirdly invested in asserting that I have to give a shit about him and his feelings, and prioritize them over considerations I consider to be rationally and ethically way more important.
To the point that the underlying dialogue started mimicking the format of an emotionally abusive relationship, and caused me to recoil on a profound and visceral level.
So like. Please get a life.
#answers#Anonymous#possibly a shorter way to say this#is that steve is a whitewash of america’s involvement in wwii#and tony is a whitewash of america’s war on terror#one of these things is having to do a lot more reaching ya feel?#but it’s more accurate to say that tony became badly written#in a way that triggers me personally on multiple levels#while also offending some of my most dearly held values#which wraps back around to the war on terror#among other things#also elon musk managed to tarnish the parts of iron man disney didn’t for me tbh#i wrote this all while unable to sleep because Headache#excellent timing for being deeply annoying#it's true especially this long after i stopped engaging with this franchise#that i dislike iron man a lot more than i like captain america#which is to say that i dislike him for himself#and also because of you#and it honestly has almost nothing to do with captain america#hoc est meum#wank#what even is this ask honestly#it contains nothing but your Feelings#and assorted insults meant to provoke mine#like makes it very clear *why* you're an iron man fan#come on man#how are you in 2026 sending me these asks#complaining other people in 2016 were overly invested in superhero movies?????#🤡
Someone get Jeffrey Donovan the number of John Cena's agent and cast this man in a comedy.
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Sidebar: I am 100% certain that the existence of Clint’s surprise family in the MCU was based on Ults and that Joss Whedon, who has a creepy raging boner for Ults, left the MCU after Disney let him introduce the family and then told him that no, he couldn’t murder an entire family in a PG-13 film because it would be “cool”.
“I am 100% certain that the existence of Clint’s surprise family in the MCU was based on Ults and that Joss Whedon, who has a creepy raging boner for Ults, left the MCU after Disney let him introduce the family and then told him that no, he couldn’t murder an entire family in a PG-13 film because it would be “cool”.”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELL NO EW EW EW WHY WOULD HE DO THAT ULTRON ALREADY HAS SO MUCH CONFUSING CONVOLUTED BS, KILLING HIS FAMILY AND MAKING HIM ANGST FOR THAT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE ME *HATE* THAT MOVIE.
Oh my god, I would have considered dropping the entire MCU if they pulled that shit… 😰
I can’t prove it. It’s a personal theory. But it’s assembled from facts:
a) We know Joss Whedon loves Ults, he’s talked about it fairly frequently and used elements of it (like the Chitauri, who previously didn’t exist in 616) in the first Avengers film. b) In Ults, Clint had a wife and two children that he kept very separate from his work, and they were murdered as part of a “Steve in conflict with SHIELD” arc. c) We know that Whedon came into conflict with the powers that be at the MCU over the farmhouse. He wanted more farmhouse and to cut the “Thor In The Prophecy Well” arc. They said no, you leave the Thor scenes in or we will make you cut the farmhouse out entirely. Which means that Disney didn’t give a shit about Clint’s surprise family, and Joss Whedon gave way too many shits about it. d) It’s not proven necessarily, but it’s fairly obvious from context, that this conflict and the lack of creative control it represented is why Whedon left the franchise. In some sense I get that – some directors don’t like someone else having that much control over the narrative – but I think if you sign on for a franchise like the MCU, you have to know going in that your powers will be limited by the larger scope of the multi-film narrative.
So the speculation comes into it where I believe that the “more farmhouse” Whedon wanted was to kill Clint’s family. Whedon has a long tradition of motivating X character through the senseless death of Y character, stretching back to Jenny and Tara’s deaths in BtVS, including highly climactic moments like Wash’s death in Firefly, and running on up through Coulson’s death in Avengers (Whedon was reportedly livid that they brought him back for AoS and has said in interviews that AoS is TV and therefore “doesn’t count”). Admittedly I haven’t seen Dollhouse, but it seems to me that Whedon has trouble writing stories where someone doesn’t die in a senseless manner in order to motivate their loved ones. (His pissiness over his reputation for killing people, to me, is evidence that he’s embarrassed his writing has stagnated so badly that he has to keep resorting to the same narrative tricks he was using fifteen years ago.)
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Every other year I go searching for this exact post and have to do the shame of searching “Joss Whedon raging b*ner Marvel Ultimates” in an effort to find it
On the one hand I’m genuinely sorry you have to search that, but on the other I’m vaguely proud to have produced a phrase so memorable that it actually helps you find the post. :D
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Alcohol in Burn Notice is so fascinating. Like it seems to be implied Frank was always chaotic and didn't have his shit together and lived a weird life anyway but then became an absolute asshole in conjunction with drinking becoming a problem as a like 20-30 something adult. Sam drinks absolutely constantly but it's shown as the opposite, just numbing out and chilling after having too much integrity towards his humanity for the US military. The only time he doesn't drink it's seen as an issue bc it means he's too upset and locked in and can't calm down. Sharing drinks together at the Carlito is a fixture of the show but Michael doesn't drink much and it's clearly tied to his dad for him. Then there's 7x1.
They really let it have complexity and I love it for that
@Tom Galloway: One minor hitch in the fun train; I got the impression that the miner came to the team, not them finding out about the problem and contacting him. So now random folk from small, usually socially isolated, backwoods towns 500 or so miles away known about the Leverage crew and how to contact 'em? These guys are almost as easy to find as the A-Team! : -)
This is funny, because I had lunch with the fabulously talented and amusing Matt Nix the other day, and as we genially gave each other shit about our shows, the clients finding the Leverage team was one of his bugaboos. However, he admired it: "'How did you find the team?' Who gives a shit? We're Leverage! 'Why do you trust these people?' WHO GIVES A SHIT?! WE'RE LEVERAGE!"
At the same time, if I had to write what he had to write every week, I'd put a gun in my mouth. "Michael, my Yoga instructor's second cousin's niece got involved with meth dealers. You have to help her."
We actually did, way back when, write an explanation of how Leverage found the clients. It was in "Homecoming", where Hardison explained how his new tech setup scoured legal aid websites, headlines, etc, for potential clients, then contacted them through proxies. Not sure if it ever made it on the air. To tell you the truth, Matt's right -- who gives a shit? Our job as pulp writers is to deliver you the most interesting moments from the case of the week. We dug in early that we'd never reveal the client process, for both that reason -- it's boring -- and for a larger philosophical reason. We always wanted the audience members to feel like, at any time, the Leverage team could swoop in and help them. Details in this case would accomplish nothing but disillusionment.
Burn Notice is, in many ways, the ideal spy show. Spy shows now are all gray and gritty and intense because they have to show you that they are Very Serious Prestige television. But Burn Notice has just the right amount of not taking itself seriously. Like it takes its character arcs seriously and has plenty of drama and angst and all that. But it's also like maybe it'd be fun to blow up cars in the middle of Miami. Maybe Michael should get to do a silly little accent every episode. Maybe his mother wants to have fun with a shotgun too. Maybe the best way to scare off this gang terrorizing a neighborhood is for Michael to dress up in a suit and pretend to be the devil.
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