Shame is a Paralytic

18+ Queer in some way, any pronouns. Very Canadian and Very much Fandom-Centric :D

[gonnabeapolyglot]

Listen I had a vision okay

[mar64ds]

congrats to them

[tribblefarmer]

His wyfe has fild

His haus with chintz

A home where gilt

Accoutre glintz

But truthe comes out

Behynd closed doore

I keepe it real

Fuk on the flor

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[gayhoediaz]

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

[some-stars]

this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.

[napalm-waistcoat]

[penny-anna]

At the pharmacy

Pharmacist: Katie?

Me: yeah

(at this point they usually ask you to verify your address but hand on my heart idr if they asked. I was given a bag of medicine anyhoo.)

Me: I'm just going to have a proper look at this really quick to see if I have any questions

Me, looking at box: aha ok the dentist told me every eight hours but this says once a day?

Pharmacist: yes, once a day

Me: ok! :)

(at this point I move away from the counter but continue looking at the box. I don't remember exactly what I was prescribed but I know it started with an M and had a z in the middle and the name on the box starts with a C. Figure maybe it's a brand name but I guess the discrepancy with the instructions put me on guard bcos I looked all over the box and couldn't see any words that looked like my prescription. Part of me is like well I'm sure the pharmacist knows what they're doing but also I should maybe ask now rather than have to come back later)

Me, to person at the counter (not the pharmacist): hi, can I just check what my prescription said?

Them, whisking the bag out of my hand: I'll be right back

(shortly the pharmacist comes back with a different bag)

Pharmacist, handing me my antibiotics: I'm really sorry, I don't know how that happened. They were two Katies.

(what was in the first bag you ask? Heart medication :D)

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[pinene]

Why are we forgetting the old texts

[itsblackage-deactivated20220305]

Shit my shoulder

[kingncp]

I fucking love bees

[kingredeaded-deactivated2024031]

Is that legit her voice actress or what?!

[werewolf-cuddles]

Yeah. She did a bunch of NPC voices for Grand Theft Auto V

[princezilla]

@gamedot

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[vacuously-true]

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

[furryprovocateur]

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[tgirl-thucydides]

one struggle

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[chanandlers]

Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)

[reanimatingthedead]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[velvet-jellyfish]

If you get into white work embroidery, you might discover cutwork. And when you start doing cutwork, you might get curious about incorporating detached elements. And before you know it the fabric is gone, you are making needle lace, and there goes the rest of your week.

Buttonhole stitch - not even once.

[sharkfiinn]

i would never project onto doctor captain ryland grace what are you talking about

[sharkfiinn]

i would never project onto doctor captain ryland grace what are you talking about