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[byjove]

“unions drowned out the voice of the individual 🥺” I can promise you employers were not listening to the voice of the individual to begin with

[moonemojii]

[crooked-antler-man]

“Haters and losers” wtf. He’s like a middle school kid with a twitter account.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaycism]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Whoever designed the 😳🥺🤪 emojis put their whole pussy into it.

[cursedcatimages]

[iheartdachshunds-blog]

[moonenjoyer]

you cant wear a wittle face mask to stop yourself from killing other people bc you have hot breath?

cyclops xman literally wears glasses 24/7 to contain his literal laser beans in his eyes from hurting anyone even tho hes in constant excruciating pain or whatever idk if that true. and hes just some twink. grow up.

[moonenjoyer]

yall are actually bothered that i called scott summers a twink? you really think hes gonna top you?

[moonenjoyer]

everyone mad at me for calling him a twink. explain this.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[shiftythrifting]

Robinson, IL

[iwatobigreg]

What does the button do!

[shiftythrifting]

Didi here, the button makes him pee. I personally call this dude Pee Pee Boy because one of the chefs at a local hibachi place fills his with sake and yells PEE PEE BOY until you accept his offering. If you do not open your mouth, he tells you that PEE PEE BOY DEMANDS YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH. What the fuck are you gonna do??

[scoretheearth]

She has a few words.

[shy-waterlilies]

please tell me more!!!

[copperbadge]

The gentle alien preaches her strange gospel. 

[hydro-homies]

Understandable

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

THIS IS WHAT POE DOES TO US. 

[ratchetivity]

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[bleauberry]

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

[shy-of-the-moon]

The founding father of rock n roll has died. What a sad day for music.

Little Richard (Dec. 5, 1932 – May 9, 2020)

[seatrench]

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[ink-bird]