All Things Trash

A variant of interests | she/her | bi icon

[ketunperse]

you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?

[ketunperse]

red nose just because :)

[somnambulists-symposium]

[lesbianherstorian]

excerpt from who cares if it’s a choice? snappy answers to 101 nosy, intrusive, and highly personal questions about lesbians and gays by ellen orleans, june 1994

[manny-jacinto]

MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth

[hedwig-dordt]

does anyone have that gif set handy where an interviewer asks Colin Firth “so when you meet the Creator at the pearly gates when you die - what do you hope he’ll say?” and Colin Firth replies: “I thought you were quite good in Mamma Mia.”

Colin Firth understood the assignment.

[hoodedmiho]

(gif source)

[mikeythegeek]

We all need a Colin Firth

[formerlymaustown]

S

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[raninburyy]

Iconic, what a mood.

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Maiden mother crone

[404--us3r--n0t--f0und-deactivat]

which do you choose?

[captainboringposts]

Both.

It’s just the [tumblr] reblog button.

[asapification]

[jasondenners]

to people who don’t watch sports: how does it feel to be free

[itsagifnotagif]

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

[owowles]

they're texting each other

[vergak]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

The group chat is popping

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey boss sorry can't come in, i think the Russians (or cubans or chinese or iranians) are using their tummyache gun on me. Yes, again

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya’ll be like “Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping”. NO HE WASN’T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he’s into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn’t already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn… It’s women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In “A Girl Worth Fighting For” Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[gottalovecatss]

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

[socialjusticeace]

I am Looking at these tags my guy

[ID: Screenshot of tags that read:

ppl don’t like to imagine bi ppl coming to terms with being bi after identifying as gay bc they think that’s a downgrade lol. That’s why there’s like 100000 stories about cishets realizing they were bi and like 2 of gay ppl realizing they were bi.

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[katie-the-angel-witch]

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[laeffy]

Shopping for vacuums going great

[laeffy]

[clusterb-itch]