MothMan

Fun havin, fun lookin dirty boy

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[vintrkraka]

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

[vintrkraka]

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

[foulserpent]

*goes to slovenia* *strolls around lake bled* *theres skateboarders* hmm this makes me think of elephants that use giant oiled seed pods as a means of locomotion

[kimpossibooty]

[furtive-pygmy]

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

[balaclava-trismegistus]

pepe le pew is back and hornier than ever, and now exclusively has period sex #femenist

[lmxpsuedonym-deactivated2026042]

The muppet?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

oh you are so fucking done for buddy and you don't even know it

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[dogpuppy]

[dr4isaitl]

his complete lack of swag, mildly gay behavior, and bad posture have captivated me

[kosmogrl]

[delmondo]

pack a little burt's bees in your dab pen next time if you want a sperm count in the 300 millions

[segamascott]

[tim-official]

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he’s made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

[tim-official]

sure is yeah. keep me updated

[medievaljournalist]

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

[dekutree]

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

both were made in a lab

mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo

both have incredible psychic powers

kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019

mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed

mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven

[ontologicalevil]

this tweet is incredibly powerful. It shifted something in me

[brucebocchi]