[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[cultofthewyrm]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mrbrianfirenzi)

[indirispeaks]

…………………….they knew exactly what they were doing

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

They knew

[diogenescynic2288]

This is brilliant and made my evening better.

[notaplaceofhonour]

saddest 5 word story

tarzan dick, never been kissed

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a AT TT T

Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15

(image source)

[hellsitegenetics]

[antimanifesto1973]

fuck it

[hellsite-yano]

wyd after smoking this

[hellsite-yano]

[enki2]

[liminalstrands]

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a very good design

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[rissahs]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Australians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[astraldemise]

[theconcealedweapon]

[pkaykim]

Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

[killowave]

[square-adox]

[tulipmp3]

I feel like maisy mouse should get more love on here I think she'd be besties with snoopy, miffy, etc.

look at her she's so cute

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

[holydarkhallelujah]

[candyredterezii]

[hanasaku-shijin]

Magic, bitches

[anon-agon]

[totem-kommo-o]

[notgeorgelucas]

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

[queerculus]

Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton

Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks

Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more

Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks

[hymenoptera07]

i feel some people may enjoy these