undone

Ally. 19. chicken enthusiast, male adversary.

[alecblushed]

shia watching the even stevens movie

[hikristofferson]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

the malek twins both shake their heads a lil when they laugh i’m screaming!!!!!!!!! 

[templetonthecorgi]

[latinarebels]

cutie patotie

[la-ciguapaa]

[wails]

[leepacesbutt]

Happy Valentine’s Day. x

[thelastwordoneverything]

Vikings invade FLOW

[catceleste]

mulder: isn’t it odd people remember them as the berenstein bears even though they’ve supposedly been the berenstain bears since the beginning?

scully: well names that sound similar to berenstain are frequently spelled ending in s-t-e-i-n so it’s not surprising people would assume-

mulder: we switched universes around 10 years ago and the government knows it 

[gotmaletears]

The signs after throwing shade

*Sips Tea* (indirect shade/sneak dissing): Virgo, Gemini, Capricorn, Aries

*Sips Vodka* (blunt shade/talking shit): Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra

*Sips Capri Sun* (tries being rude but still cute): Pisces, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus

[boygregory]

Her Minajesty

Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark

Styled by Robbie Spencer

[twentysomethingtroublemaker-blog]

i will never get over this shoot

[gotmaletears]

The signs as fast food items

Aries: wings because you're the perfect combo of sweet and spicy

Taurus: pizza bc you can have a million different things about you but still be the same amazing, gooey person

Gemini: fries because you salty AF yet everyone still loves you

Cancer: chicken nuggets because everyone loves you and you know it, honey

Leo: mozzarella sticks bc you're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside

Virgo: milkshake because you're kind of a mystery but you're so good that people keep coming back

Libra: banana split because you got it all goin' on and you flaunt that shit (can I get an amen)

Scorpio: coffee bc lawd Jesus you keep everyone up at night

Sagittarius: cheeseburger because you are cheesy af don't you even try to deny it

Capricorn: ice cream because you're SOO cold

Aquarius: soft drinks bc you're addicting af and a little bad but sooooooo good

Pisces: soft taco with hot sauce because you seem sweet and innocent on the outside but you be fucking shit up on the inside

[stormycorgis]

My Zephyr boy is 5 months old today.  He is growing like a weed and can’t stand to be separated from us.  Always a wiggly butt when we come home.  I swear he can’t wag his tail and keep his ears up at the same time. He loves with his whole body and will take cuddles whenever he can get them.

If my scale is correct he is 23.6 lbs.  Nimbus is 27.4 lbs.

[beebboppop]

The Signs As Music Videos

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Piscies

[spatialmadness]

Spatial Madness

[mf-martian]

PINK WIG, THICK ASS, GIVE THEM WHIPLASH

THINKS BIG: sagittarius, gemini, cancer, aquarius

GETS CASH: capricorn, taurus, aries, scorpio

MAKES THEM BLINK FAST: leo, libra, virgo, pisces

[cosmic-noir]

Yassss

[eternal-weekend]

[cryptid-sighting]

[mattyfromawkward-deactivated201]

kids: mom whats for dinner me: