Glowing in the Dark

Christian. Eclectic. Memes. Borderline idiotic sense of humor. I come here to be not serious.

[gracefullysaved]

The new thing I'm telling myself when I'm anxious about my life is "the apostle Paul survived worse" and so far it's pretty effective

[demilypyro]

Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for having a tongue

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[frostedmagnolias]

Brooch, flower spray 

c. 1650

Gold with enamel

National Museums Scotland

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[frailbug]

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[iobsesswaytoomuch1]

I may be having a day but at least Hamlet is always having a worse one <3

[loveridden1999]

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Visit Original Link

Caramelldansen But It’s Muffled Because You’re Listening To It From the Next Decade Over

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[depsidase]

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

[orphanedsource]

I’m hypnotized 

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[bowelfly]

Brother Alonzo you rascal get DOWN from there

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