portugal the girl

she/her-unlabled-sideblog of stuff not on main (doctor who and rvd and responding to my bf because he cant see the main)

[colin-vian]

 Mirror Noir - Franco agony (he never dies in Spain), 2010.

[vodenanimfa]

Miroir Noir*

Duo of artists Miloš Kopták and Rai Escalé

[miguel222]

Oh my god bruh my girlfriends pregnant im not ready to be a dad

[not100bees]

Please Ms. Fennell, please. I know I haven't always been the nicest to you but please Ms. Fennell. Do this for me.

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that

[rickyapologist]

honestly how it feels to be cool and easy going

[unalivejournal]

In heated rivalry season 2 Shane should develop autoimmune encephalitis and ilya should gaslight him into thinking he's developing psychosis and manipulate him into killing and eating people

[yan-wo]

Hayami Gyoshū - Dancing in the Flames, 1925

[shivroy]

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[casgirl]

Every ad in the world nowadays is either for weight loss drugs or the military. One of these days I’m going to bash in my laptop with a baseball bat and go live in the sewers.

[justbusterkeaton]

Buster Floats

Music: Float On by Modest Mouse

[namira]

Goodbye, Gargoyle King. Goodbye, serial killer genes. Goodbye, organ harvesting cult. Goodbye, witch academy. Goodbye, evil nuns. Goodbye, Baby Anthony. Goodbye, Reggie Prime. Goodbye, ancient sorcerer Percival. Goodbye, bear attack. Goodbye, sex bunker. Goodbye, time travel. Goodbye, dog with magic healing saliva. Goodbye, palladium. Goodbye, WWI trench warfare in modern day Uzbekistan. Goodbye, Hiram.

Goodbye, Narrator Jughead. Goodbye, Writer Jughead. Goodbye, 50s Jughead. Goodbye, regular Jughead.

Goodbye, Riverdale.

[flintyfae]

text is from gone 2 by slow pulp

handcut collage by me

[ren-is-real]

been getting into dweu stuff recently

[bogleech]

What the fuck is this advertising. Can you see this too.

[segamascott]

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

[graceygraicigracy]