fool that i am

grace she/they 19 probably being really annoying abt yet another hyperfixation

[gracieuxeclatant]

many apologies to the homies who got ray bans messages from me while i was gone

[gaphic]

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

[gaphic]

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

[bummrd]

[cvrol]

I keep going back to this video

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[my-gender-is]

My gender is like if they tried to make "woman" a Lacroix flavour

[iricressent]

content warnings but they're ingredients

[iricressent]

ummm jsyk op was produced in a facility that manufactures goods containing tree nuts and gluten

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[greggturkington]

slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me

[goblinshell]

slime: don't ever talk to me or me or me or me or me or me or me or me again

[bi-halobearer]

they really galaxy brained on this one

also yue and korra are probs related since they both came from northern water tribe royalty 👀🤯

[almost-always-eventually-right]

the avatar seemingly was destined to fall in love with the southern water tribe leader’s family. yue —> sokka, aang —> katara. 

think of it. every previous avatar we’ve seen in a relationship wound up with someone in the same elemental group. aang was a unique case since his entire culture was wiped out and he wanted to repopulate it a century out of his proper time. so his soulmate moved an element forward in the ordering (air, water, earth, fire). on a deeper level, in moving a century forward via the iceberg, aang still had the family the avatar in this generation was supposed to have; with the water tribe. “Sokka and I, we’re your family now.”

this ripple effect even makes sense of korra. the first two elements aang masters are the easiest for him, as air and water are complimentary. but korra, a water tribe native, is awful with airbending. she’s great at earthbending, she’s great as a firebender, and she’s good at waterbending because that’s what she was born into. but she’s awful at air. she’s bad with air like aang was bad with earth. because air and earth are opposites. and korra is an earthbender avatar in a water tribewoman’s body. everything makes sense now with this context

going absolutely crazy on this: if aang hadn’t trapped himself in the iceberg and learned all four elements in a year (like we know he can) but when he was meant to be trained, then he defeated firelord sozin, meaning the technology resulting from the conflict was able to progress beyond weapons of war, it’s possible that the technological advancement of korra’s time would’ve been around in yue’s time. meaning that the equalist movement would’ve naturally been on the rise. so, of course, the universe would want the avatar to see the complexity in this situation. which would explain why yue’s southern water tribe soulmate is a nonbender interested in technology. with sokka.... just like korra’s is. in asami 

[nooo-tim]

[restingpeopleseyebrow]

[thatscavlife]

Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving

You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[thatscavlife]

[thatscavlife]

[capoctillery]

Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources

[moonybyte]

Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)

[gracieuxeclatant]

i was supposed to be asleep over an hr ago n now i got the anxiety motors running

[everchased]

[exuberant-imperfection]

Visit Original Link

[boysmoans]

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

[rawritsmeep]

NO

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

OHMYGOD

[fireandblo0d]

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

[tbiiiiiiiiirdx]

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

[starsequence]

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

[djarinterstellar]

[thatonecubjon]

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

[churchyardgrim]

god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

[antis-are-abusive]

There’s BallotReady!

It goes through who’s on your ballot and explains things like that based on your address. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is really great. it gives you bullet points on what each candidate has said and done on each issue.

very illuminating, frankly, seeing the candidate’s own words and actions. for instance, under ‘defense/veterans’ the republican candidates almost always say something about a well-funded military, and the democrats almost always say something about getting veterans the medical care they need. makes it pretty obvious that republicans don’t care about soldiers once they’re done with them.

[kvebox]

go vote kids, no excuses

[kimpossibooty]

If your ballot info isn’t ready yet, put in your email address so you get notified and don’t miss it when the info goes live!

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

obsessed with this dude that apparently shares ben shapiro's politics but technically picks apart his sister's singing