[quotemadness]

“Even in the darkest night, if you strike a match, the shadows will flee. This is a law of nature; the darkness yields to the light, no matter how small the flame.”

— Jared White (via quotemadness)

[90377]

Wildflowers by Graham Spencer // Mines of the West

[jacknobre]

Autumn Colors

[cwunch]

♡

[classicalmonoblogue]

four is a LOT of legs to be in charge of.

[gigilberry]

@golden-eyed-writer

[quotemadness]

She read books as one would breathe air, to fill up and live.

Annie Dillard (via quotemadness)

[disloyalpunk]

me: i’m going to finish this fic today!

this fic: i’m going to double in length for no reason other than to thwart the author

[quotemadness]

“Maybe growing up was really nothing more than growing away: from your old life, from your old self, from all those things that kept you tethered to your past.”

— Jennifer E. Smith (via quotemadness)

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[owlgams]

Don’t ship real people. They’re not characters, they’re not your public property no matter how famous. They are REAL HUMAN BEINGS. Don’t be a creep.

[bensongallavich]

uhh you can still ship real people

[owlgams]

Nah.

Creep.

[ryuraven-deactivated20201231]

I literally can’t get myself to ship characters from live actions, because even though they’re characters, they’re played by real people and I can’t go there.

[siegfriedandroy]

y’all need to take it down a notch if a famous person who makes millions of dollars a year is big upset about people drawing them givin their costar road head they can hire a therapist and complain about that to them

[owlgams]

wow 8D

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Okay fine @emkaniff please imagine someone drawing you giving your coworkers head and posting it all over the Internet then talk to me about whether calling a therapist is your biggest problem with it.

It costs $0 to respect a human being and not treat them like a living cartoon character.

[foxyfandoms]

Who were those two young actors that had their friendship ruined by the awkardness after people wouldn’t stop writing straight up porn of them screwing each other?

[takashi0]

Two of the kids from Stranger Things, iirc.

[exsjwagainstextremism]

Two of the One Direction boys as well.

[raven-against-bullshit]

It apparently happened with two of the kids in IT as well. The worst part about the IT/Stranger Things stuff is that the actors are literal children.

[omuricebird-deactivated20181209]

Something similar happened to d&p. Some video leaked on youtube and shippers went crazy about it and the whole thing was so bad their friendship almost broke

[sanban-apoy]

Anyone remember when Ian and Anthony from Smosh were shipped together? Remember how VISIBLY uncomfortable they got everytime they came across creepy ship art or fanfictions about them? Remember when Anthony Padilla himself LITERALLY stated: “I hate that Ianthony has become some sick fetish thing,”

If real people wanna be shipped together, go ahead but that doesn’t make it okay for anyone else who’s visibly disturbed by it

[sarkyfancypants]

Don’t forget that it goes so far to whenever a celebrity or public figure gets into a new relationship, some are fractured or entirely torn because insane shippers that are so out of touch with society start sending hateful messages, death threats and some have gone so far to become so seriously dangerous to the partner’s well being, all because they’re “interfering with their beloved ship”.

There is no “harmless fun” when you ship real people. Idk how much more can we spell it out for you, guys.

[thenatsdorf]

[matissethecatto]

decadénce

[super-mollio]

First thing I ever wanted to truly tag

[lovelyardie]

Slinky

[princesstigerbelle]

@mostlycatsmostly

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[a-little-squirrely-sunshine]

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

[corasharper]

Gen 8 Starters 

[triss19]

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[loremerchant]

I know just the man for the job.

[whomthegodswoulddestroy]

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

[prehistoricsilverfish]

@explainingthejoke ?

[explainingthejoke]

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

[jenroses]

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

[kingatticus]

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

having a bad start doesn’t mean everything is ruined. having a bad week doesn’t mean your whole year will be bad. everything could be going wrong right now but you can still have a nice ending.

[me1onmi1k]

@estalfaed, Thank you so much !!! i hope a kaidan is okay <3

[masseffecting]

Nope. And everyone else is on short supply.