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oh no

[dogpuppy]

[octaviaabadassblakee]

I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.

She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.

She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.

She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.

She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.

She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

[persianmom]

[grainsnooker]

I want an “absolve me” bumper sticker so bad

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[animentality]

[grainsnooker]

Rick Beato: Did you actually play the base part through the whole track or is that a midi sequence?

Greg Phillinganes: Didn't do no sequencing, man. Questlove asked me the exact same question: "You mean, you played {Thriller baseline} for the whole song?" and I said, Yes, that's what we did.

Rick: That's a lot of focus.

Greg: The longer you play it, the more the groove settles in on you, you know? You get into a zone. There's no need to cut and paste -- any cutting and pasting would rob you of the joy of grooving for the 5 minutes that you're doing it, so that's the benefit.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1JxiXC2YH4

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[viralfrog]

[original-character-chaos]

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[filmphotofranz]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[zoesupreme]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt