Professional Nu-Metal Singer

Only able to do early 2000s songs

[laguzmage]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

[lebedame-wegelagerin]

[zekedms]

Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie

[henk-heijmans]

Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown

[mooonbride]

I looked up the original photo because I was wondering why the groom had no toes and was convinced this might be AI generated, but no. This is a real photo, but in the original the groom is wearing shoes. OP did you photoshop this image (badly) to make the groom barefoot???…

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[madame-helen]

[followthebluebell]

I tried so hard to get a picture of Calypso where she just looks happy and relaxed. Unfortunately she is one of nature's creatures cursed with Need To Be Petted disease. If she's not being pet, she seeks to correct this tragic misunderstanding.

[vykodlak]

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[bgm05]

[bgm05]

[mist-sterious]

whats crazy is this is how the subreddit rlly is.

the assholes will word thier titles innocently like “am i the asshole for not making my toddler the dinner they wanted?” and then its a detailed account of them poisoning and nearly killing thier child, while a post like “am i the asshole for throwing my mother in law off a cliff” is a story of heroism where the OP used the last of thier strength to push thier mother in law off a small cliff into a body of water to save her from a swarm of mutant acid flamethrower killer bees.

[lorienlady]

I remember both of these!

The nephew put a closed cold bag with sealed tupperwares inside it into a bin so he could have McDonald’s, but it was still on top of all the trash, so OP grabbed it and made him eat the still completely safe food.

The lemonade was an expensive import that was the wife’s favourite, she had bought it with her own “fun money” budget, and was carefully rationing them. The husband finished it off because he didn’t want to go to the store to buy his own soda, saying he would replace it, then he looked up how much it would cost him to replace it, and changed his mind.

[doujinshi]

[animationtips]

An EXCELLENT animation joke here! Please note that all of this has been animated on 1’s(which is to say that each drawing is only being held for 1 frame), where most anime is animated on 3’s(each drawing held for 3 frames). This makes the animation look especially fluid, but is extremely time consuming to do - even classic Disney cartoons tended to animate on 2’s as much as possible! Also worth noting is the beautiful flow of S to C curves in the long hair - this is another thin that is often heavily simplified in anime. What’s more, the entire shot is complicating the animation - the low angle with multiple head turns, the way the hand interacts with the hair, and the extreme foreshortening of the hand as it moves towards the camera. Lovely animation combined with a wonderful awareness of the skills and pitfalls of the industry! (This clip is sourced from an anime called Joshiraku, and the rest of it appears to be animated in a more traditional anime style)

[xxtc-96xx]

60fps crowd on youtube: BuT iTs So SmOoooOOOoTh

[beggars-opera]

This is the most adorable non-bot blank blog I’ve ever seen. People, this is all you need to do to let us know you’re a human if you’re confused.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[magspag]

In case you were wondering if twitter is still worse than tumblr, they have fact checking integrated now, but they also need it because of this

[beardedmrbean]

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[camembertlythere]

[desert-palm]

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[setzeri]

Suuuuuck

[fwizard]

*FOOMP*

[sci-the-superb]