I Should Not Be Allowed To Touch Anything

20. she/her

[intimate-mirror]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[strawberridrops]

[demilypyro]

transfem Jax, or as I like to call her, Jax,

[demilypyro]

well yes Dax is also transfem but that's not who I'm talking about right now

[cupcakeshed]

[qqchurch]

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[midnightportals]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[dogpuppy]

[argumate]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

[inphront]

evergreen post

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[shane-actually]

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[depsidase]

[sleepystrawberrybunny]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[looseinthecatroom]

[bread-126]

to find a counterexample you have to think like a counterexample