Hell's most beloved Grandma

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU OVER BLOWN, TALENTLESS WAGON TIRE!

[grandma-susan]

"Broken Vows are like mirrors. The ones holding them soon become the bleeding and fragmented images of themselves and ultimately cannibalize themselves."

Main: @ahhvernin

Indie/ Canon & Divergent / Non-selective RP / 18+ / Multi Verse / Alternate and OC friendly

::This blog will contain::

Foul and Cankerous language

NSFW material

Talk or acts violence and cannibalism

Descriptive Anatomy

An ornery old bitch Grandma

Edwardian and 1920s Slang that may or not be correctly be used

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Info & Rules // Tags // Susan // Drabble //Headcanon // Susans notes

:: Snap Shot of Susan::

She is not the hugs, tea, cookies and blanket grandma.

She is not kindly or pleasant to most people upon the first or even second meeting, sometimes ever.

She has no tolerance for young children if you plan to leave a random child on her doorstep, 99% of the time it will become a "Free Curb Alert". Its Cannibal Town, I'll leave it to your imagination.

She will shout, yell, and insult you. She does not mince words.

She is not afraid to raise her hand or cane or...flower pot at you.

Susan in this verse was once the matriarch of Cannibal Town. Never an official overlord. She never wanted such a title, but continues to have sway over the town.

Susan has a ledger of deals, agreements and promises struck between demons. She was the overseer or notary for these and helped determine the consequences for beaches of contact. She technically does not "own" souls, but she holds them contractually to their word.

Susan knows she's an old woman and milks it for all that its worth.

Susan has had many careers in her life that she will reference.

Susan has a nursing background.

She no longer participates in typical feeding frenzies and she is not a strict cannibal.

She frequents many places in Pride, such as parks, gardens, indoor and outdoor theater, store fronts, cafes and restaurants.

She is not a helpless, frail or weak woman. She can hold her own.

She dislikes the Elite with a heated passion.

She doesn't want to be redeemed. She doesn't want to go to Heaven. It's full of cheaters and palm warmers in her opinion.

Susan has 2 other forms that she may take aside from her old matron. -Young woman: around her 20s- typically will show when she activating her powers. On more intentional days she may dress and style herself in a more androgynous way. -Lord/ Mister Tod: A combination transformation with her fox Zilber. She takes on the guise of a gentleman fox with a grape vine motif. Lord Tod is a symbol of her time in the theatre and the many stories she used to tell her children.

Lily of the Valley is Susan's flower motif.

Her Demon powers are activated via her ledger and her Chatelaine Belt. She has the theme of fire, embers, smoke and foxes. She fights with her fox companion and her cane. Her belt can summon a variety of tools, medicine and supplies.

:: Frequent visiting characters & relations::

@keenie-bopper - half pint lamb jelly with desserts. Giant lamb eyes with a flare for laughter and pranks, stays for some reason even after getting a flower pot thrown at her. She's got spirit, not bad for a heaven drop.

@helluvaoutlaw -a boy after her own heart. 10 years ago she decided not to eat him, nursed this gravely injured beanpole back to health, got him to fix her fence, calls him her great grand nephew. She's got a soft spot for him. She likes his stupid swashbuckling snappy cowboy attitude, and his boyish side that slips in on occasion. The many faces of Susan:

[grandma-susan]

"Knock on my door again and its getting the cleaver!"

[tomo-ban]

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OP: I can't stand it any longer. (cr我是妖怪；）)

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send my muse some flowers and they'll react to their meaning

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — "I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — "I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — "You are not really in love.” French Marigold — "You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — "Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — "Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — "Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — "I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — "You’re adorable.” White Rose — "I love you not.” Yellow Rose — "I love another.”

[grandma-susan]

She won't say it, but she likes the parade.

[grandma-susan]

She rolled her eyes as his shadow crept up the facade of her home his furry self materialized before her. "Your dawdling caused the Idiot Box to inflate his ego and zombify most of the people on this side of town to be just as stupid." She huffed her fingers knocking off the the tin cover of a jar. "Did you have fun, you old crooner?" She asked holding out a candied piece of Sinner Rind to the demon.

[radiotyrant]

A small giggle escaped him, made his shoulders shake as his eyes closed in delight, before they open up again to track her movements. Then wider, with interest, as she offered out the candied rind. Both hands come up, one to rest his chin on while the other takes the offered treat delicately between his claws. Despite what he had said to Charlie, every time he spoke to Susan it dug into something old, something a hundred years gone. Certainly he needled her incessantly, but it shifted left. There was a respect there, beneath the constant antagonism. Not that he'd admit to that, of course.

"Thank you," one of the precious few people he would thank, in fact, "and I always do," he went on, biting the rind in half. He didn't keep speaking; anyone else, or at least Rosie, he probably would have if for no other reason than to annoy. He had a tendency to weaponize such things for the pettiest of reasons, and he also tended to pick and choose what manners he observed and when. But he minds them here, and enjoyed the taste of it, waited to swallow before speaking again. "Though I admit I expected more from him. Seventy years, Susan. He had seventy years to come up with something heinous and awful to do to me, and instead he kept me tied to a chair."

He almost sounded disappointed, in fact, paired with the way his ears flicked back in irritation as he talked about it. Like he expected some kind of misery. Sulking. He was sulking about not being tortured better. Maybe he was still a little under the influence of the drugs Vox had kept him on; maybe he really was disappointed in how Vox had squandered what he would have seen as an opportunity.

[grandma-susan]

She pulled a strip for herself and placed it between her teeth with a scoff. "No one ever said wisdom comes to everyone who waits. Sometimes it dulls the senses and makes them more daft. What's the phrase the new sinners use? The ones who are glued to their screens? Brain rot? Takes rot to spread rot." She nibbled at her treat for a moment, watching as the tip of his ears twitched and flicked as he lingered on his hostage situation, before smirking. "Disappointed, Alastor?" She chuckled. "I have to admit. For someone who claims to have a vision of the future, he's very unimaginative. Tied to a chair, dragging you about onto his talk shows and onto his ideal 1950's milkshake dates? Ahaha! I heard he tried to mute you without any success. Did he use tape?! Pity he didn't think about interfering with your ghastly radio frequency." She shook her head and wrapped her fingers in the air and mimed a tug. "At the very least, he could have dug his fingers into your circuits."

[grandma-susan]

@angelicleadings : Welcome Post! The air was ripe with the stench of fetid iron. Year, after year, they rained down from the Heavens like the Perseids. And Year after year the Pride Ring rang out like an active war zone. They killed indiscriminately, so much for the phrases, loving angels and guardian angels. "I'd recommend Madam Vainglorious Valkyrie find a different perch." cooed a young woman with mousy hair. Her stern matronly eyes were dark like volcanic glass and sharp like a hawk, the air around her flickered and crackled like breathing embers, her chatelaine belt glistening in the burning light of Pentagram City, and her hand wielding a dark walking cane, streaked with golden blood.

"You cheeky clergy daughters are always ruining my peaceful days here..."

"How's Peter doing by the way?" Susan inquired, sweetly.

[angelicleadings]

The Fallen Angel's daughter floated mid-air, seraphim wings large and meant to intimidate the average demon during an extermination massacre.

Blue hues examine this older looking sinner, a face unreadable on the angel gazing upon the other. Charlotte merely sits there for a moment, a red blood splatter on her lower right jawline.

A wicked smile spread suddenly, "Oh, you know Peter? Interesting..."

[grandma-susan]

A soft smile holds on to Susan's pink sorrel lips. "Quite. Rather intimately." She replied,her airy voice touched with a purr and her cane rolling between her slender fingers. "Friend of his?"

[grandma-susan]

[[Life has consumed me, hiatus continues U-U]

[grandma-susan]

“That’s not part of the show, is it?”

She unfurled her fingers and saw the blood stain color in her palm. There was a slow drip coming from above where the body had slammed into the platform. The abrupt pound and collapse of the decor had the audience stunned into a captive silence. Their eyes were glued to the dripping platform or the craning jagged man hovering over the fluttering and lacy figure. The two of them must have looked like a still between two contrasting characters.

The mousy haired woman smiled, "What a silly thing to say, Alastor." A loop snapped and the front of her skirt unfurled and wrapped behind her. "It's is now~!" She announced, answering Alastor's question and addressing the audience. Licking flames flickering from the soles of her shoes as she twirled away from him.

"To begin our evening's story performance! Murder at the Circus!" She reached back, gesturing at Alastor. "I wonder, if our favorite showman could indulge us, what depraved beast, spirit or demon is possibly awaiting all of us~🖤"

[promptcalender]

Circus AU

“Ladies and gentlemen, watch closely, because not everything in this tent is what it seems.”

“You don’t even know who you are without the spotlight, do you?” “And you don’t know who you are with it.”

“I don’t think you ever look as alive as when the spotlight comes on.”

“Enjoying the view?” “What? Oh, um. Yeah. Great, great view….” “… You’re stuck up there, aren’t you?”

“Don’t drop me.” “Have I ever?”

“Stop flirting and throw the knives.” “I can multitask.” “Please don’t multitask with knives.”

“That’s not part of the show, is it?” “…it is now.”

“I hate clowns.” “I am a clown.” “I hate you less specifically.”

“You’re new.” “Is it that obvious?” “Kinda. You look terrified.”

“You look a lot less magnificent without the costume.” “Geez, thanks.” “… A lot prettier though.”

[Prompt Calender: April 18th, World Circus Day]

[mad-hatter-memes]

                                         I miss a life I never had.                                                  The everything I could've been...

[necroticmusings]

Sentence starters themed around the concept of CANNIBALISM, ANTHROPOPHAGY, AND MAN-EATING from a mix of sources. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit, but please do not add to this list !

❝ A kiss is but a modified bite. ❞

❝ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. ❞

❝ After all, since the world began, we’ve been eating each other. ❞

❝ All love leads to cannibalism. I know that now. ❞

❝ As I eat what I fuck, that spares me the wages of a butcher. ❞

❝ Be careful. You might find more than you bargained for in my fridge. ❞

❝ Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ❞

❝ Catholics, you eat Christ's flesh and drink his blood every Sunday. That's cannibalism. ❞

❝ Do you think it's easy, not biting the one you love? ❞

❝ Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. ❞

❝ For us, eating and being eaten belong to the terrible secret of love. ❞

❝ I beg you, eat me up. Want me down to the marrow. ❞

❝ I believe beauty can only truly be appreciated through taste. ❞

❝ I confuse instinct for desire — isn't bite also touch? ❞

❝ I dreamt last night of your teeth on my skin. ❞

❝ I shall eat your heart. ❞

❝ I urge you: bite me. Sign my death with your teeth. ❞

❝ I want to fill my mouth with your name. I want to eat you whole. ❞

❝ I would eat my way into perdition to taste you. ❞

❝ It is not uncommon for us to want to eat what we love. ❞

❝ Let them eat me. I'll give them horrible indigestion. ❞

❝ Man came into being through cannibalism — intelligence can be eaten. ❞

❝ My tenderness has teeth now. ❞

❝ Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal — less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him. ❞

❝ Sooner or later, darling, you're going to be eaten. ❞

❝ The first poem in the world is I want to eat. ❞

❝ The moral of the story is, I will gut you if I need to. I will carve my way out with only my teeth. ❞

❝ The word for 'love' in one language is the word for 'dinner' in others. ❞

❝ There are teeth marks on everything I love. ❞

❝ There is no sin. There is only hunger and what we do with it. ❞

❝ This isn't cannibalism. It's only cannibalism if we're equals. ❞

❝ To be loved is to be consumed. ❞

❝ We love only the person we can eat. ❞

[steampunktendencies]

This wire sculpture in Piazza Solferino, Turin, was created by the city's gardener-artist Rodolfo Marasciuolo. It features an elegant figure that looks like a ghost from the Victorian era, complete with a lace umbrella and a long dress.

[pinkrangermemes]

TADC: THE MYSTERY OF MILDENHALL MANOR

"I can't hold it any longer."

"Try not thinking about it."

"Why am I the one doing this?"

"He/She/They refuses to show us because he's/she's/they're a coward."

"Why is everyone standing around when there's adventure to be had!"

"I hope this adventure doesn't end up being a horrible nightmare."

"I'm not really a fan of horror, and I don't really handle jump scares that well."

"Hey, be nice to her/him/them. She's/He's/They've had a rough couple of days."

"Rated WOW for all ages!"

"Rated AAAAHHHH for mature [insert name] only!"

"Could you have done that the whole time?"

"I've already told you what my problem is."

"You're probably not even listening."

"Look at this cool bee I drew!"

"The creature you see before you is one I've been pursuing for years."

"It's locked. It's locked! Of course! I love that it's locked!"

"Well, this is some rather inconvenient lore placement."

"I think we should hold on to each other and slowly make our way back to [insert location here]."

"You look beautiful, honey."

"I do not use my adventures to torture my guests!"

"Any torment I inflict is purely accidental, like any good war criminal!"

"I don't like... myself."

"Just forget it."

"Making adventures is my art!"

"It's all I exist to do. All I'm... good at."

"What you're saying could imply I'm... bad at the only thing I'm good at."

"Oh, god, where are we now?"

"In my attempts to protect her/him/them, I became the monster myself."

"How's about we take his/her/their gun?"

"Looks like we've got two shots. Let's make them count."

"Just leave it to me. I can handle this."

"What?"

"Wait, how did he/she/they record this if he/she/they was in Hell?"

"I hate this stupid adventure!"

"You know how men are. Always having the silliest priorities."

"That man could turn a 57 second story into a Greek tragedy."

"We are literally in Hell right now!"

"Just try to stay calm."

"How's your wife, [insert name]?"

"Man, seven years of computer science for this, huh?"

"He/She/They just wants me to suffer."

"How about we relax for a minute while nothing's chasing us?"

"It was my fault we went down this path, wasn't it?"

"Why have you been acting so different lately?"

"The darkness seemed to calm her/him/them down a bit."

"You had a wife/husband/partner?"

"It's not the most cheerful memory, but... it's one I at least have control over."

"I know it all seems pointless, but it's not. Not when you have people who care about."

"In this world, the worst thing you can do is make someone feel they aren't wanted or loved."

"I'm glad you're here with me."

"If we leave and go back to the [insert location], you're just going to go back to being crazy."

"You're not going to remember any of this, are you?"

"Don't worry about me."

"You're very strong, [insert name], and I know you'll be able to get through this."

"What happened up here?"

"[insert name] was very brave."

"FUCK."

"I'm starting to wonder if the wild west was even a real direction at all."

"Quick! Pretend we weren't having a therapy session!"

"Welcome back, my meowing milk maids!"

"Don't ever call us/me that again."

[pinkrangermemes]

TADC: THEY ALL GET GUNS

yeah i skipped a few episodes, but this one has some great dialogue, great for rp

"I'm hiding from ____."

"____ has been checking in on my room lately. When I don't answer he/she/they start singing 'Daisy Bell'. It's creepy."

"Why does all you do is complaining?"

"Are we finally having this conversation?"

"Tell that to him/her/them! He's/She's/They're the ones that fuck everything all the time!"

"Did _____ just say 'ass'?"

"And this is a loaded gun!"

"Sounds a little convoluted."

"Wait, what am I doing? I wasn't paying attention."

"Or, yeah, we can all just shoot each other. Here. Have guns. I don't care anymore."

"I didn't say have fun."

"Well, that's not my problem right now!"

"I can keep _____ in check, so don't worry about me."

"I don't trust myself with it."

"I'll keep it safe for you."

"WE NEED TO FIND THE TOMMY GUN!"

"It will be my pleasure murdering all of you!"

"So, who are you gonna kill first?"

"You know none of this is real, right?"

"We're still people though, right?"

"I do everything 'cause it's funny!"

"I at least have the self awareness to choose who I am."

"I know you hate it here. Everyone does, but the silver lining is that we can pretty much do whatever we want!"

"Pft. That was... kinda cringe."

"____! There's a sniper around this corner."

"I know exactly what you're doing with ____, and it'll never work!"

"Oh, wow, I didn't actually think that'd work."

"You deserve better than thinking about him/her/them when he's/she's/they're not even here."

"You're human. You're not his/her/they're toy."

"How are you supposed to like the part of yourself that makes you worse than everyone else?"

"You have to choose to love yourself, even if it doesn't make sense."

"Whatever happens, I've got your back if you've got mine."

"I'm learning a lot about you today."

"Let's not forget we're here to kill people."

"You wanna talk about it?"

"I think... I might've failed ____."

"Maybe you just needed a break."

"I feel like every day we're drifting further apart."

"The way I see it, relationships are two sided, and sometimes it doesn't make sense to do all the heavy lifting when the other isn't in the mood."

"As long as you're still there when they need you, giving someone space shouldn't be the same as giving up on them."

"I don't even know what I want."

"Do you hate yourself?"

"I couldn't help but hate myself for the things I thought I was responsible for."

"There are always ways to show you care without ruining yourself over it."

"I guess I just have a resilient mind."

"Are they still following us?"

"They're still following us!"

"Are you seriously gonna start singing that!"

"That's actual bullshit!"

"Well, shit, man. Guess that's the end of that."

"We did it! We make such a great team!"

"I supposed this is the part where one of us betrays the other."

"What? Oh, yeah, you can betray me."

"Lame. Come on. I thought you were cool."

"Are you gonna shoot me or what?"

"We were never friends."

"You're not going to look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true!"

"Are you coming onto me?"

"Oh my god, can you take this seriously? Can you take anything seriously?"

"You reached out to me! Not the other way around!"

"You're scared. You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion!"

"Are you seriously gonna blame me for something that everybody else did too!"

"Geez, you really can't take a joke, can you?"

"Because I didn't fight back that means I secretly care about you?"

"I do not care about you or anyone else in this _____ in the slightest!"

"You are my play things, and I get joy out of making you suffer!"

"I'm the one who causes pain for fun!"

"If I lead you on, it just to make this part hurt you more."

"There's nothing more to me, so please... just stop looking."