Am I a duck?

Ace teenaged cis girl what is life even? just a dork who just wants to cuddle. a city girl living in the middle of hellish nowhere. Ask me about my twenty one pilots obsession.

[fag]

can you imagine what everybody with the name daniel has been going through the last few days

[communitycalendar]

Wednesday has gotten out of hand recently and has begun acting out. It could be expressing an underlying dissatisfaction after coming to terms with it’s own mediocrity. However, it’s likely just going through a phase - you know how these things go.

[rachelgller]

Joey Tribbiani’s wide-open eyes appreciation post

[kate-mosque]

that’s my boy aziz

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

[lomadia]

House is the best. I lived for these random consults he did.

[icapturedbeauty]

Lol vegans are so extra wtf

[pisswizzard]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[thegroundersreborn-deactivated2]

a moment of silence for the career of the person who authorised the trailer

[woahspace]

RIP FOOL

[hotlinepayne]

[anothergayshark]

I swear to god this man has knocked a good five years off his life making this show.

[thebestoftumbling]

This guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum (x)

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMFAO

[bonescaro]

“NOOOO!!!”

[glumshoe]

You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.”

[oboet]

And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves

[glumshoe]

nah man Steve would have forgiven that stingray and absolved it of its sins

[the-hermits-guidance-blog]

He would have apologized for getting into the stingray’s space and making it afraid. 

[autobotsaboteur-archive-blog]

He actually did! Some of Steve Irwin’s last words were, “it wasn’t his fault. I startled him.”

He actually did forgive the stingray. He knew that he had scared it, and that it was only acting to protect itself.

[zooophagous]

If you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear the sound of mY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES

[lisquid]

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

[fats]

please turn on your volume omg

[oomshi]

[theunvanquishedzims]

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

[barbdunkelman]

So oh my god, so I’m on Spotify on my tablet, and there is a small option at the bottom of the player that will make you choose to choose where to cast Spotify to play on, I always see my PS4, but I see a Google Cast device listed now and I’m tempted to play some music and play it on this random Google Cast (I guess it’s from someone else’s house) I really wanna do it oh my god and see what happens

[barbdunkelman]

I created a whole new account with a disposable email and created a playlist filled with memes for this. im ready.

[barbdunkelman]

Update, im playing Spin Me Right Round, I also played Mad World and Gangnam Style so far, there has been no pauses nor has it disconnected yet

[barbdunkelman]

THERE HAS BEEN A PAUSE. THEY HAVE PAUSED. SO CONFIRMATION SOMEONE IS LISTENING. Stopped when I was playing ‘In Da Club’ I have resumed it and skipped it to The Next Episode

[barbdunkelman]

In fear of it probably disconnecting soon, I’m gonna play My Time Is Now

[barbdunkelman]

20 seconds into All Star playing on spotify chromcast and chill and they disconnect you

[barbdunkelman]

THEY FU C KING FOUND MY PS4 ON THE NEARBY DEVICES LIST AND NOW THEY ARE PLAY I NG THEIR FUCKING MEME MUSIC ON ME

[barbdunkelman]

THEYRE FUCKING PLAYING THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR THEME IM SCREAMING

[barbdunkelman]

THEYVE PLAYED FRESH PRINCE NEVER GONNA GIVE ME UP SANDSTORM AND NOW THEY’RE PLAYING THE THEME TO 1960 SPIDERMAN

[barbdunkelman]

They played Bring me to life and now they’re playing See You Again. I think the mystery spotify person is playing their last song for me.

[barbdunkelman]

They have disconnected from my PS4 and now it is just silence. Always Remember the amazing mystery spotify player. I enjoyed our time meme'ing. This is forever a highlight for me.

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[iguanamouth]

thank you for your contributions towards the pursuit of scientific knowled ge

[frightvale]

[vampirezigzagoon]

When you're an adult and you see advertisements for new episodes of "SpongeBob" and "The Fairly Odd Parents"