[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[crazyness-overpowers]

the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive

[evermarch]

how do y’all think haymitch felt when katniss came back to him all “i want wiress, beetee, and mags as allies” in catching fire? hand-picking his two and a half men(tors)!!

“of course you do” as his response now means so much more bc he’s not just exasperated he’s like “you really are me with a braid”

[eggsyfired]

The beef between Haymitch and Snow is so funny. The way Haymitch drank an entire pitcher of milk just so Snow wouldn't get any, so Snow kept supplying him milk throughout his entire stay in the Capitol after his victory... bro what are you doing you're the president of Panem😭

[sonseulsoleil]

sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:

[lovebeatriceplz]

[bikananjarrus]

haymitch carrying lou lou and hiding under a group of willow trees so the capitol can’t take her body right away, to years later, katniss singing the meadow song to a dying rue which starts with the line, “deep in the meadow, under the willow”

[cinnamoncunt]

saw these on tiktok and ever felt more seen

[mggsimp4life]

Just 2 Splif’s

Blurb

Aka my HC for stoner!Spence

🚨TW 🚨mentions drug use

I AM IN NO WAY CONDONING THE USE OF ILLIEGAL DRUGS OR PUSHING THEM ON MINORS ,PLEASE GET OFF MY BLOG If your under 18😊

He’s never done it but I feel like he would (cause Yano (dilau*)

If he does, he’d eat it and not light it up for the first time

While high he’ll probably read and watch a documentary about cheese or anything that catch’s his eye

I feel like he’d like ancient aliens for like fun and laugh at it but like would he understand it ?

Once he tries lighting it I think he’s a splif/joint kinda guy yanno?

He’s giggly like 1000% he’s more affectionate

He also lists facts about the plant if he’s with a partner who is a stoner as well

Since he has a low tolerance he’ll knock out fast but if his tolerance increases he’ll get the munchies

He’s wear the gifs outfit/style if he did it on his off time (why? Cause he’s comfy in it and loves it)

In conclusion this is what happens when I think of stoner!Spencer

[everdeensmellark]

snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong

[agentmilayawithshield]

“No, [...] we need someone exactly like you.”

"Just luckier?"

[a-library-ghost]

haymitch saying “I don’t drink” hahaha so funny I have a gun in my mouth

[ilikebooksanstuff]

i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss

[everdeensmellark]

coriolanus snow projecting his insecurities about covey girls onto 15yo haymitch abernathy will never not be funny to me

[dxnyarya]

“sotr is mid because you already know how it ends” shut the fuck up, the point of the book is that despite knowing how it ends you would have never known what actually went down because that’s the point of propaganda, the whole book is about the power of propaganda

[thevibraniumvoid]

I’m a fanfic writer. All I know is “furrowed brow” and too many commas.

[lokihiddleston]

LOKI - WANDA

“Illusions” | request by @mischiefinthedungeons