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So I ordered my Mom a corgi purse from Japan and it arrived today. I was so excited and itâs so cute!Â
But then I noticed something odd. I saw a hole on the purse and thought, âOh no! It has a tear! It just got here!â
But upon closer inspection, I discover itâs not a tear. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...no...
THEY FREAKING SEWED A BUTTHOLE INTO THIS PURSE!!! IâM DEAD...WTF....WTH.....WHY?!Â
Found inside a Mississippi reststop bathroom
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnât get me one because they were âtoo violent and also ate peopleâ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATâS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITâS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say âEXTREME CHOMPINâ â in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUâRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itâs still there! hopefully I didnât destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenât put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereâs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iâd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itâs come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatâs very cash money of her.
Ahhh I love you person congrats on following your dreams
Honestly one of the most important things I can say Iâve learned as an artist is that if you feel like youâre really stagnating, that probably means youâre seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before, but you havenât figured out how to fix them yet.
Youâre not really stagnating
Youâre understanding of drawing has moved beyond your current execution.
Once you have finished processing the problems youâre suddenly seeing, youâre likely to correct them and suddenly make a huge breakthrough in your drawing.
Donât push yourself, either. Sometimes you have to remove yourself from a problem temporarily to solve it, just donât give up drawing altogether.
TL;DR feeling like your drawing is stagnating/getting worse means your eye is improving, and your hands are likely to catch up soon.
as a musician who went through this recently, I can confirm this is very true.
youâre not bad
youâre not realizing youâre a fraud
people arenât lying to you when they say youâre good
youâre just improving, and this is an agonizing but really important step. congratulations, because I can promise you youâre about to get ten thousand times better at whatever it is you do.
Putting this on the site because this is very true for writers as well.
The most important thing to realise is that this is a temporary condition, but one that will return again an again, but it will get easier every time since you will be able to recognise it for what it is.
Donât ever let self-criticism stop you from creating.
pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy
i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making âi wish i knew how to quit youâ jokes and looking back itâs absolutely depressing how people reacted to brokeback mountain
the movie was a depressing look into being closeted and in love and being outed and gay ppl being violently murdered and somehow all straight people took away from it was âitâs so funny becauseâŠ. theyâre GayâŠ. itâs a Gay Movieâ
I remember when Brokeback Mountain came out. It was the joke of the year. People thought the âgay cowboy movieâ was the funniest thing theyâd ever heard of. SNL had a field day. You couldnât get away from the âI wish I could quit youâ jokes. It wasnât until years later when I actually saw it that I was like, âHoly shit, this is a deadly-serious fucking tragedy. What the fuck, people. What the fuck.â
straights love to make fun of gay menâs pain. nothing new.
What the hell #Russell Stover? There's no horn!
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always menÂ
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word âsuccubareâ which means âto lie underâ and incubus comes from the latin word âincubareâ which means âto lie onâ
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesnât matter at all.
addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, theyâre a concubus, from the latin for âto lie with/besideâ.
Proper Latin headcanon accepted.
In Fallen Bodies, Pollution, Sexuality and Demonology in the Middle Ages, Dyan Elliott notes that both roles are usually assumed by the same demon. Theyâre job descriptions, not species descriptions. An incubus always tops, and a succubus always bottoms, but really itâs all the same genderfluid demon. Says Elliott: âA demon would first pose as a succubusâŠand then would shapeshift into a male-seeming incubus.â A lot of this was built up so monks and priests could explain why they were having wet dreamsâ the story was that the demons themselves were sterile, so they needed to go collect seed from the monks so they could have children.
Elliott adds âAnd so the incubi and the succubi of the high Middle Ages possess no fixed sexual identity. The prefixes of the words are the key to their situational gendering: the incubus lies on top; the succubus lies underneath.â
Iâm so pleased I took that class on demon sex in college, damn.
Best part of Agent Carter
Realizing this guy
is going to help raise this guy
Alright, assholes.
I donât usually defend Tony Stark. But this âSomething went wrongâ bullshit really rubbed me the wrong way. Wanna know why? Because the âSomething that went wrongâ was Howard Stark. The man that Tony idolised, and the man that abused him. And donât give me that crap that in the MCU universe, Howard didnât neglect or hurt Tony â he did. Itâs very evident in the tie-in MCU comics.
But in both universes, Tony was raised by Edwin Jarvis. In 616, he has a father â Howard â who is constantly aggravated with his son, both as a result of his own drinking and because of what he feels Tony should be.
While Jarvis might be sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent and occupy roles that arenât traditionally occupied considered âmasculineâ (which is bullshit in itself) if Tony ever displays anything remotely indicative of  a âsofter sideâ he is ridiculed, called a sissy, told that Stark men are âmade of Ironâ and abused by his father:Â
In the MCU, things arenât depicted of being much better:Â
And in the MCU Jarvis, often, tried to soften the blow of Howardâs words an actions. But donât think for a second that Tony didnât internalise all of that. That he didnât think that Howard Stark was the man he was supposed to be, and the man he wanted to be most like.Â
Of course, generally speaking â when Tony is the most like Howard â like at the Stark Expo, or during the senate hearings â itâs almost 100% preformative. Thatâs not who he is, or who he ever was, itâs who he thinks people want him to be, because itâs who his father wanted him to be.
I would go so far as to say that a lot of Tonyâs womanizing ways, his alcoholism, his struggles with self-identity and importance all stem from the fact that he is often torn between being the man that he assumed his father wanted to be, and who he actually is. Â
If you look at Tony when heâs alone, or when heâs with the people he cares about the most, what you see is the caring, compassionate person who Jarvis raised, and that he is a lot more capable and a lot more loving than his father ever was. And it took him a long time to be okay with that, and with showing other people that that was who he really was
So yes⊠Just a reminder, Jarvis helped raised this man:
 Donât confuse the armourâŠ.
with the man who wears it.
THANK YOU.
always reblog the best takedown ever.
I know I reblogged this before, but it deserves ANOTHER reblog.
THANK YOU FOR THIS POIGNANT EXPLANATION OF TONY STARKâS CHARACTERIZATION!!!!Â
FUCK! YEAH! FUCK! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!
YES YES YES
@reioka I feel like this is something you should see.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Donât confuse the armour with the man you wears it
Iâm sorry I haz to reblog everytime I see it.
@themcuhasruinedme
Best part of this is the gifs that they showed for the ultimate take down. âThe armorâ was shown as Tony, giving a speech in front of people. âAnd the man who wears it.â That was Tony in his armor, but not, showing who he really is. @itsallavengers I think youâre gonna wanna see this.
YASSS YASSSS YASSSSSS
My Biggest and Most Annoying Fictional Horse Pet Peeve
Big Horses are a Very New Thing and they Likely Didnât Exist in your Historical and/or Fantasy Settings.
Youâve all seen it in every historical piece of media ever produced. Contrary to popular belief, a big black horse with long legs and long flowing mane is not a widespread or even a particularly old type of horse.
THIS IS NOT A MEDIEVAL THING. THIS IS NOT EVEN A BAROQUE THING. THIS IS A NINETEENTH CENTURY CITY CARRIAGE HORSE.
All the love to fancy Friesian horses, but your Roman general or Medieval country heroine just really couldnât, wouldnât, and for the sake of my mental health shouldnât have ridden one either.
Big warmblood horses are a Western European and British invention that started popping up somewhere around 1700s when agriculture and warfare changed, and when rich folks wanted Bigger Faster Stronger Thinner race horses. The modern warmblood and the big continental draught both had their first real rise to fame in the 1800s when people started driving Fancy Carriages everywhere, and having the Fanciest Carriage started to mean having the Tallest and Thinnest Horses in the town.
Before mechanised weaponry and heavy artillery all horses used to be small and hardy easy-feeders. Kinda like a donkey but easier to steer and with a back thatâs not as nasty and straight to sit on.
SOME REAL MEDIEVAL, ROMAN, OTTOMAN, MONGOL, VIKING, GREEK and WHATEVER HISTORICALLY PLAUSIBLE HORSES FOR YOU:
âPrimitiveâ, native breeds all over the globe tend to be only roughly 120-140 cm (12.0 - 13.3 hh) tall at the withers. They all also look a little something like this:
Mongolian native horse (Around 120-130 at the withers, and decendants of the first ever domesticated horses from central Asia. Still virtually unchanged from Chinggis Khanâs cavalry, ancestor to many Chinese, Japanese and Indian horses, and bred for speed racing and surviving outdoors without the help of humans.)
Carpathian native horse / Romanian and Polish Hucul Pony (Around 120-150 at the withers, first mentioned in writing during the 400s as wild mountain ponies, depicted before that in Trajanian Roman sculptures, used by the Austro-Hungarian cavalry in the 19th century)
Middle-Eastern native horse / Caspian Pony (Around 100-130 at the withers, ancestor of the Iranian Asil horse and its decendants, including the famous Arabian and Barb horses, likely been around since Darius I the Great, 5th century BC, and old Persian kings are often depicted riding these midgets)
Baltic Sea native horse / Icelandic, Finnish, Estonian, Gotland and Nordland horses (Around 120-150 at the withers, descendant of Mongolian horses, used by viking traders in 700-900 AD and taken to Iceland. Later used by the Swedish cavalry in the 30 years war and by the Finnish army in the Second World War, nowadays harness racing and draught horses)
Siberian native horse / Yakutian pony (Around 120-140 at the withers, related to Baltic and Mongolian horses and at least as old, as well-adapted to Siberian climate as woolly mammoths once were, the hairiest horse there is, used in draught work and herding)
Mediterranean native horse / Skyros pony, Sardinian Giara, Monterufolino (Around 100-140 at the Withers, used and bred by ancient Greeks for cavalry use, influenced by African and Eastern breeds, further had its own influence on Celtic breeds via Roman Empire, still used by park ranger officers in Italy)
British Islesâ native horse / various âMountain & Moorlandâ pony breeds (Around 100-150 at the withers, brought over and mixed by Celts, Romans and Vikings, base for almost every modern sport pony and the deserving main pony of all your British Medieval settings. Some populations still live as feral herds in the British countryside, used as war mounts, draught horses, mine pit ponies, hunting help and race horses)
So hey, now you know!
@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! Youâre limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.
Since you couldnât take out fanfic writers with the purge so youâre just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?
Would this count as a text block?
100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue. I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult. Itâs like theyâre trying to have people not use it.
Iâm so over this shithole
Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?
Heads up writers
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FFS youâre joking me?
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yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/
Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.
Gettinâ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.
@staff @support
FUCK YOU @staff
Welp. So this is a thing now.
The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldnât let me go past 99.
Seriously @staff ????
OK PEOPLE CALM DOWN FOR A MIN!!!
I tired this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.
I didnât bother going past 543 because it was getting ridiculous, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. Youâre just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile browser instead of the app.
Please reblog this version of the post so that people donât totally freak out
I can feelâŠthe serotonin and dopamine droppingâŠi need to makeâŠCrafts
i must makeâŠ
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B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
op has given me the best gift possible
ive been making them for four days
Am⊠am I back in the 90âs?
Bead animals were my JAM in the 90âs!! And you donât have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!
AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent)Â
These connect powerfully to some locked-down memories
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âShe removed the hook from the mouth of one of the sharks and with other sharks watching, so the sharks come to the same place to to get hooks removed from their mouths. Note [???] In the Bahamas and [???], over the past 15 years, she has removed 250 hooks.â
This is like that âhow wonderful, then, to live in a world full of creatures that love to be pettedâ post. Beautiful.
She is inspirational. PLEASE REBLOG. Â
We MUST take care of wildlife. Â
Is the âfluffy one shotâ pig doing whip its with those cans? Cause that feels accurate.
@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD
@frozensnares
Then⊠where do I go? Iâm just at home muttering
into the void of an open word document.
@valkyrien Oh but thereâs more to this party than sugar and sweets~ â„ïž
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THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.
IT GOT BETTER
Whereâs the lemon buffet
Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken
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Wow this is the best thing Iâve ever seen
it be like that sometimesÂ
Life as a creatorâŠSighâŠLIFE. Sorry WIP TwT
srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time
like where if he knows a girl doesnât necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him
if she doesnât want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.
she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact
itâs a f***ing trap
F***ing hate dudes forreal.
too many f***ing times ugh
Story time. One day I was on the MAX (basically a giant street car that goes all over the metro area) on my way to meet up with a few friends. I didnât look at anyone, I didnât speak to anyone, I just stood to the side on my phone making sure I wasnât going to be late to my meeting. Out of no where, this guy comes up to me and starts to chat me up. Me, being who I am, am absolutely terrified to tell this guy to f*** off. He was at least half a foot taller than me, and was way too bulky for me to fight back. So I suck it up at humor him, say hello. Before introducing himself or asking me for my name, he asks me out on a date. Not wanting to piss him off I try to make light of the situation and I laugh, telling him that my boyfriend wouldnât like the idea, but thank you for the offer. He just shrugs and says, âHe doesnât need to know.â At this point Iâm scared out of my mind. Thereâs this guy who, after seeing me run two blocks to catch the train, comes up to me and has made it perfectly clear that he wasnât going to leave without getting something out of me. I deny him a second time, saying, âI donât even know youâre name. Weâre strangers, I donât know you.â He finally introduces himself and asks me for my phone number. I tell him I donât give my number out to people Iâve just met and he says, âFine, but at least take mine so we can meet up later.â So he watches me plug his number into my phone (which I deleted as soon as I knew I was safe and away from him) as weâre pulling up to my stop. I tell him I need to leave and switch trains and he tells me, âOh, Iâll wait with you. I donât have any plans, so Iâm in no rush.â Itâs important to note what at this point he had previously told me that he was late to a job interview, but he has all the time in the world because he still hasnât gotten what he wanted from me; a yes. I get off of the train and he follows me, and waits at the platform with me for over ten minutes until my train arrives, asking me all sorts of personal questions about where I live and where I was going that day. As soon as the train pulls up he grabs for me and says, âDo I at least get a hug before you go?â I was terrified. I was embarrassed. This dude, who before even asking me for my name asks me out on a date and then continues to harass me after I tell him I have a boyfriend, asks me for a hug only fifteen minutes after meeting. People around us were staring at me, as if I was being rude for denying him, and every inch of me was mortified. I wanted to run, but I felt like if I had done that he would have chased after me and things would have gotten worse. So I did, and he squeezed me so tight I felt like I was going to burst. It took me a good ten seconds to get him to let go and I ran to the train car just as the doors were closing. He was trying to get me to miss my train so I would have to wait with him even longer. I would have been stuck there for over a half an hour until the next train came by, and the platform (aside from the few buses coming by) was now COMPLETELY EMPTY. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing and he knew EXACTLY how to get me alone with him. People, if you are in a situation like this do not feel obligated to give in. If someone is making you uncomfortable and asks to touch you in any way, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY YES. Make excuses, be blunt, just straight up say ânoâ. If possible, go to someone else near by who you think can help you and ask them to help you. Itâs important for guys to learn that they canât get what they want just by asking over and over again. I got lucky. But not everyone does. Please, everyone, Be Safe.
SECOND STORY TIME
So I was on the transit bus alone one time. This was my first time riding, and so already I was PETRIFIED. I sit down, pull out my ipod, and begin to play some games. This guy sits down next to me, and begins trying to have a conversation. I donât really respond, I donât even look at him, just give half-hearted âmhmâs and âohâs, as I donât want to be rude if he was just striking up a friendly conversation. He then asks me on a date.
Now, as I stated before, I already was absolutely petrified. My heart stopped and I didnât know how to answer. So I just didnât. He didnât let up and I could feel his eyes on me. I quietly stammer out a âno thanksâ and my stop HAPPENS to be coming up, so I pull the string thing to let the driver know I want to stop there, and once we stop and the doors open I get up and he asks me, âWell, can I at least have a hug before you go if you wonât go on a date with me?âÂ
This makes me break. There are now people staring, as we are the only people standing up and not getting off⊠So I just start crying. Hell, I am bawling almost instantly. He looks so fucking freaked out and people are now getting up to come over and comfort me/question him. I donât stop crying, and he keeps trying to comfort me by touching me, and people are yelling at him for that.Â
AND THEN. AND. FUCKING. THEN. THE GOD DAMN BUS DRIVER. A VERY EASILY 6 FOOT BURLY MAN. COMES OVER TO US. PULLS THE GUY AWAY. AND KNEELS DOWN. HE THEN ASKS, IN THE MOST CALM VOICE, âDid you request the stop?â I very slowly and shakily nod, as I am still crying my eyes out. He then asks, âDo you want to get off?â I give a quiet âmhmâ and nod once again, and he offers me his hand. I take it, he stands up, and he escorts me off the bus. He asks me questions such as where I was going next, if I was going to meet someone shortly, if I was going to transfer buses from there. He was very polite and waited for me to answer the entire time, and my friend (who I was going to be meeting there) showed up. He asked me if this was someone I knew, I said yes, and he said alright, have a good day. He then told me- and this is something stuck in my mind forever, so it is word for word-
âIf some guy EVER starts harassing you like that again, do exactly what you did there. Cry. Cry and scream and have a temper tantrum. Not only will it throw him off, but it will get others to notice. They might not interfere, they might, but you will have gotten their attention and if you happen to go missing the next day the search for you will be a hell of a lot easier because everyone in that location will have seen you screaming and crying with a guy now very awkward with his actions. They will know. That is what my daughter did, and three days after she went missing she was back in my arms. I pray for you and every other person like you who has this done. You stay safe now, okay?â And after I began blubbering again, I nodded and he left.
So this is the second lesson for yall. If you can not have the courage to say no or make an excuse, cry. Let out those sobs and tears and cry your heart out. Because it is going to make people notice and make people aware.
Reblogging for that second story. This might save a life.
I just wanna note that bus drivers can be really amazing and good ones do look out for their riders.
Also, as an additional tip (in case you cannot cry on command or such), you can say, âNo, because youâre creepy/creeping me outâ and if he persists or tries to laugh it off, say âI do not want to be touchedâ and look at one of the strangers/persons that is watching.
It: 1. Gives them a sense of urgency in the situation, as the eye contact is a way to make them feel as though you are personally asking for their help and it is now their obligation to help. 2. Contains words so that if youâre in a public place but people arenât necessarily watching, then they (as natural evesdroppers) can overhear the attention-grabbing words and then notice the situation. Note, this does NOT mean that they will come for help, but you might be able to look someone in the eye (as previously mentioned) or just get some peopleâs attention. 3. It shows that you have fight in you. As with rapists, those who are physically aggressive (ie. these huggers) choose women they see as an easy target. The moment you show them you are going/willing to fight them, they are less likely to continue. Sadly, this is not always the case, but every little bit helps.
Hopes this also helps, guys, and Iâm so sad that this has to even be a post we need.
Dudes who follow me: 1) reblog this 2) donât be the creepy guy who asks random women for hugs 3) be aware of your friends or random creepy dudes and call them out if they act gross towards girls/womem
Ok, I wasnât going to comment about this, because there was no way of doing it without talking about a part of my life I really didnât want to. But fuck that, there be young girls out there who need a hand.
So I used to be hot when I was young. I mean, model hot, because I actually used to model. Even now, Iâve let myself go on purpose because I was tired of the harassment. But I fit a UK size 6 with a pert ass from volleyball and a cup c breast. As you can imagine, I couldnât wear anything or go ANYWHERE without being harassed. I sometimes even happened in church.
Anyway, Iâm not a shrinking lily, and when I get angry enough I can do some crazy shit. So here are some of my coping mechanisms:
1) find a matronly looking lady, run up to her with âaunt may! I havenât seen you in ages! â then whisper âplease help heâs harassing me!â. 99.9 times out of 100, she will be scandalised and help you anyway even if sheâs annoyed or in a hurry. If no older lady is available, find a younger one, or a nun, or a trans lady. We of the sisterhood know what it is to be harnessed, and I guarantee if you look frightened enough, they will help.
2) If you are out alone at night, and someone is following you, spot a house or apartment where the lights are on and knock, asking âmumâ or âdadâ or âjohnâ to let you in. Even if the people inside are annoyed, odds are they wonât turn you away, and you can phone someone to pick you up, or phone the police from a safe space
3) Make noise. Cry and scream loudly, call them out âi donât know you and you are terrifying me! Please get away from me!â if there are people around. Even if they donât help directly for fear of their own safety, someone around you is calling security or 911.
4) speak a foreign language. If you know it, speak the language to them fast and incessantly, like you have just met someone you knew and youâre just giving the best performance rant of why your OTP is the best OTP. Make yourself ANNOYING. Think about what would be awkward and annoying to you and make it what you do to them. If you make them think YOU are something to get away from they will leave you in peace.
Now beware, the following ones are the CRAZY ones and may not always work. But they are a valid last resort:
5) stare at them. Stare at them like youâre hungry and they are a hapless deer youâre going to tear to pieces. Like yours the girl from the ring emerging from the TV to kill them. Donât smile, donât change your expression. DONâT BLINK. Hold their state like youâre Wednesday Adams about to do unspeakable things to a spider, and they are the spider. Even the most courageous of stalkers balk at this, but if they donâtâŠ
6) Use the Hannibal Lector. After staring at them for and extended period of time (imagine all the things that have made you scared, imagine you could get revenge on them for putting you here, thatâs the thought you need to have), if they are getting closer to you, whisper something like âi would fry your liver in garlicâ. Even the hardiest ones will be taken aback, but keep it up while making sure you donât let the others hear you. Things like, occult star readings requiring blood, wondering whether he is the offering the spirits sent. If youâre on this site youâve read some weird shit at least once. Tell him that. Tell him you would like him to meet your lord, Vlad the Impaler, who requires much blood to be appeased. Be a stereotypical âcrazy bitchâ like they see in the movies. Believe it or not, this has worked for me twice.
Above all, banish the notion that you have to be polite.
They were impolite by approaching you. If you can, ignore them. If you are not alone, pointedly put headphones in your ear, and donât make eye contact, wait for them to realise that âyoure a bitch anywayâ and move away. If you are alone, evade and find places and ways to fix that as soon as POSSIBLE.
And if all else fails, summon Satan.
Something I have learned at work:
Never underestimate the power of a good âEXCUSE me????â
Legit. It makes people STOP IN THEIR TRACKS. This is the one I whip out when people start swearing at me over the headset and always, without fail, they stop what theyâre saying, shocked.
Go for offended, and go for loud. Not yelling loud, but giving-your-best-presentation loud. âEXCUSE me??? You approached me two minutes ago, I donât even know your name, and you want WHAT? Creep.â
For one, the presentation will shock them. For another, that indignant tone? EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GOING TO WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS JUICY SHIT.
Now the second key here is, DONâT LET HIM JADE (justify, argue, defend, explain). He smiles and goes âI just wantedââ FUCKING INTERRUPT HIM. Firmly. Irritably. âI heard what you wanted, and Iâve already declined once. Maybe you should go back to kindergarten where they teach you no means no.â Run right over the fucker. Heâs not respecting your words, you donât need to respect his.
A further note: if youâre an iPhone user, you can use Siri to call 911. (I know Android has a similar function, but I donât know what it isâplay with your AI and find out.) If youâre in a secluded area, this works well; I used to walk home from work at 2am and had to do it twice. Make eye contact with your harasser, activate Siri, and loudly, firmly say âSiri, call 911.â Siri will immediately reply âcalling emergency services.â (It actually takes five seconds to activate, but thereâs a Call Now button if you need it.) Almost ALWAYS the person harassing you would rather take off than wait for you to get a dispatcher on the line.
As they say on the podcast, My Favorite Murder:
Fuck Politeness.
This is NOT the kind of thing I usually post on here, but this is something that every female [or, every person honestly, harrassment isnt a one way street]needs to see. This is a fairly active blog, so I hope to see numerous reblogs.
Sharing this info for anyone who may need it to look after themselves, â€ïž