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howdy pardner

kia ora i'm hali. i write a lot of smutty fic 😇 which you can find on my AO3

my asks/messages are always open if you want to come say hi - i love to yap

just so we're all on the same page, this is a hostile space for bigotry. trans lives are precious, capitalism is a disease, racists can choke, and a very loud Free Palestine.

💖if you're rocking with all that then you're very welcome here💖

divider by @strangergraphics

if this pimple continues to itch i will be taking a revolver to it

Fawn Chapter 10

hello my angels. time for more sugar baby smut

taglist below the cut (lmk if you'd like to be added xoxo)

#fawn #writing

nuancecomprehender

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

crabussy

some people seem to think aotearoa new zealand is just fields and hills and grass. maybe some mountains. maybe a fjord or two. which is so fascinating to me because we have so many different biomes and landscapes it's bonkers.

crabussy

we have massive volcanic fields. we have native palm trees and mangroves up north. we have huge swaths of geothermal areas that have geysers and bubbling hot mud and multicoloured pools. we have dense temperate rainforests. we have fern trees that grow ridiculously tall. we have huge tussock grasslands. we have a freezing cold desert. we have huge black sand beaches. we have sand dunes that stretch for kilometres. I love you aotearoa. this isn't even all of it these are just a few examples man

crabussy

it's ridiculously beautiful and varied over here and yet when you say "new zealand", a lot of people imagine grass fields and sheep. which to be fair. we do also have. BUT STILL

crabussy

long story short: it's not all fields and sheep. p.s. yes those are people at the top of the sand dune in the last photo

hobo-rg

tags by @sufficientlylargen endorsed:

#I have a suspicion that a lot of people think aotearoa is a lot smaller than it actually is #I think there's a tendency especially for europeans and east-coast americans to think of it as 'a small island off of australia' #which like #it's small compared to australia #but most countries are small compared to australia #aotearoa has a greater area than the entire united kingdom #it also spans about 15° of latitude #which is 50% more than england #and also more than any US state except Alaska

"off of australia" is also a bit misleading; the distance looks small on a map, but that's because your brain is comparing it to the entire pacific ocean on the other side.

sydney (eastern coast of australia) to auckland (nz north island) is a three hour plane flight.

crabussy

EXACTLY!!!!! we stretch from florida to new york if you put aotearoa on a map of the US. it's like saying "japan is a small island off the coast of china" to me