fruity rumpus asshole factory

after a serious absence I have new hyperfixations to explore in ways that only this place can help with 27, she/her, hippie trash witch,

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[calebwittebane]

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

[calebwittebane]

[bettedavisgf]

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

[illumiiiz]

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

[freakoutgirl]

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

[carmelcup2]

[gunzee]

me trying to give back

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[titleknown]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The bastards just worked out a deal on the package, and they're going to try and ram it through the House in the next couple of weeks.

So, if you've been waiting to call, the time is NOW. Do it ASAP, be polite, be informed, but light up those phones like a Christmas tree!

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[trekkiehood]

"Kids aren't interested in classics anymore so I've cut them out of my English curriculum. I'd rather them read something than nothing!" is such a garbage take. "They just don't have the attention span anymore!" Then teach them. "They won't read the book!" Then teach them. "The old English confuses them!" Then teach them. "It's easier just to give them the graphic novel." WHY DON'T YOU JUST TEACH THEM TO DO HARD THINGS THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO DO???

[trekkiehood]

Kids today are dumb because we treat them like they're dumb. By fourth grade I was hand writing essays in an hour with my only allowed source being the dictionary. I memorized long passages and then was expected to repeat it verbatim for a grade. I was reading books and writing book reports with the minimum length being 250 pages. And I never assumed it was too hard or above my grade level. Never once did I consider my teacher was being too hard on me. Because guess what? I did it.

Now fourth graders are complaining because they have can't use ai on papers. The bring home a twenty page book and complain that it's too long and they don't understand. They memorize one sentence at a time and are given fill in the blank quizzes over it. Not because they're incapable. But because they are told that they are incapable.

[addamatic]

I don’t know. I think talking to some teachers about what they’re actually experiencing in classrooms right now would be good. Something is happening that is … not in their control. Yelling that they should teach them to have an attention span when they’re getting fired for not using packaged courses and are literally not being allowed to discipline kids or send them to the principal or detention … like if you haven’t been inside a school recently or haven’t been talking to teachers who are teaching right now, things are different. Kids are being given unmonitored ungated chromebooks and tablets that the teachers HAVE to use, and you aren’t allowed to fail them. How are you proposing to keep 30 kids from watching YouTube and playing minecraft and making tiktoks in that environment? Especially given the absolute disaster of a strategy that the current reading method. Look up the literacy crisis.

I think any amount of them being willing to read is a win.

[vrumblr]

A friend of mine is a middle school teacher. He loves it. He lives for it. It’s his world.

He’s starting to hate it, to resent it. His class this year made him have a meltdown in front of them all. Just full on shut down and cry.

[cephalopodvictorious]

@sugarchains