no thoughts just vibes

Emmie | adult | Germany | any pronouns | asexual | can probably be bribed with green tea | Dogblr: @searching-for-sol | AftG blog: @fall-down-the-foxhole

[gregorsamsapost-trans-formation]

Guess who's two and a half years old as of yesterday 😍

(Dog blog @rhodesian-ridgefake )

[captain-price-returns]

[goatstrogen]

GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'M BEGGING YOU

THEY CANT DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE

[lady-viccy]

that is stalking

[the-kill-all-tmes-lady]

its stalking when it happens to children also btw

[bucketofdeltav]

"My mum won't let me" Okay I am 30 goddamn years old and I still have this thought so let's walk through it together.

What's the worst that can happen if you do it anyway? Genuinely. The literal worst. Catastrophise about it with me for a sec.

Will your mum yell at you? You're an adult. Yelling at fellow adults is Not Okay Actually. (Yelling at kids is also not okay but let's take this one step at a time.) If your mum is yelling at you, a fellow adult, she's the one being weird and out of line. You asked your friend and they said so too (me. I'm the friend.)

Will she cut off your phone plan? That would be a problem. Can you look into whether you can afford to switch to a new plan she doesn't have access to? Most phone companies will let you port your number over pretty easily.

Will she cut you off financially? Run the numbers again. Can you afford for that to happen? If the answer is no, that's okay, I believe you and I know you're making the best decision for your own well-being that you can in the moment. If there's anything you can do to make it more affordable, I do suggest doing that, though.

Will she be physically violent, inclusive of breaking stuff that belongs to you? That’s assault. That's a crime. It's not okay for her to do that and she almost certainly knows it.

Will she stop talking to you? Honestly I gotta say at this point that's not sounding like a bad outcome. It sucks. It really really sucks and I'm sorry if that's a choice you're having to make, but take it from someone who's been there and done that: when someone who is being abusive to you (stalking is abuse! Yelling at you is abuse! Threatening to cut off your funds if you don't do what they want forever is abuse! Breaking your stuff or physically hurting you is abuse!) decides of their own volition to cut you off, it hurts for a hot minute, and then you suddenly realise that you can breathe, and it feels so. Goddamn. Amazing.

Delete the tracking application. Live where you want to live. Change your name. Join or leave the religion. Get the piercing or the tattoo or the surgery. Live your life, because it's yours and not your parents'.

We'll try together, okay?

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[grimeclown]

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

[sunshine-tattoo]

homie is this an xmen porno

[grimeclown]

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

[grimeclown]

I did it with my powers.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

[grimeclown]

Wow ok you know what get da hell out of here

[the-punforgiven]

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[ryoki-ph]

(Source) (highly recommend watching)

[jasper-rolls]

oh my god that noise??????

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The way she loses it too is proof she didn’t anticipate exactly what she would sound like.

[snackerforker-of-niemor]

She might just be cracking up because she got Ryan to break, which is notoriously hard to do

[brightlotusmoon]

I want to say both

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[yesornopolls]

Do you live within 30 minutes of a city with a population of at least 500k people?

Do you live within 30 minutes of a city with a population of at least 500k people?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[dreamyfreakout]

you can play my small scratch game asha the wolf now :-)

[dreamyfreakout]

hehe :-) i'm very proud of this little game! look... how pretty...

the more rabbits you eat... the more flowers bloom in the snow... :-) more food for rabbits... you see... nature is pretty cool...

[miss-mania]

new asha the wolf world record most bunnies!!!

[feather-bone]

NOURISH. Arcylic on canvas + digital. Rot is a form of life.

[teaboot]

Unfortunate truth: There are times at which, silent walker who occasionally delights in accidentally spooking people, you must be very careful to NOT move like a gentle summer breeze along the rooftops

These scenarios may include:

Moving around folks who are already spooked or easily-startled

Approaching people who you absolutely do not want to alarm, such as people with poor spatial awareness, people experiencing paranoia or a panic attack, folks who are very focused on a different thing, people handling dangerous chemicals or machinery

When you very urgently need to get somewhere and there are people in your way

Any other time when you require others to be aware of your presence and location

Sincerely,

-Quiet walker who wears big stompy boots on purpose

[felixjoyful]

As someone who is #1: yes you'll startle me, no that's not a bug deal it happens all the time and I'm already over it. My flinch will be more traumatic for you than it is for me, I promise.

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[streatfeild]

@boltlightning