The Octopus Tank

A little bit of advocacy, a little bit of fandom. You Think I'm Harmless? So Did Goliath. He/They Trans

[grenade-cephalopod]

Fascists know no empathy, not even for a man on fire.

[grenade-cephalopod]

Mutuals. Mutuals, I got a promotion at my shit job. Mutuals. Please yippee for me mutuals.

[were--ralph]

why is he standing up

[were--ralph]

i dont know if this is a safe place

[pulim-thirsts]

Safe place to what?

[were--ralph]

[bigmickswingin]

[grumpkinpumpkinhead]

Harkness test for the uninitiated:

Question 1: Does the character have human intelligence or greater?

Question 2: Can the character talk or otherwise communicate with language?

Question 3: Is the character of sexual maturity for its species? 

It's essentially used to determine if a non-human or alien character could be considered an acceptable sexual partner.

Here's the famous visual reference:

Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness test, by these standards.

All that said - would.

[bigmickswingin]

but wait, there's more

[grenade-cephalopod]

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Me, shaking, trembling, foaming at the mouth: I DO NOT CARE. TELL ME. HOW MANY TIMES. A THING HAPPENED TO MY POST. GENERALLY. I HATE YOU.

[grenade-cephalopod]

Bad Bunny: ¡Ama sin miedo! ¡Baila sin miedo! (Love without fear! Dance without fear!)

A 47 Year Old Father of Four in Jasper, TX: I bet he just said to kill all of the hwhite babies I'll tell you hwhat. I'm gonna make a X about this.

2k Fascists: SEE THIS TWEET PROVES BAD BUNNY EATS CHILDREN IN THE BASEMENT OF THE PUERTO RICAN CAPITAL BUILDING WHILE HE PLANS TO CORE OUT AMERICAN CITIZENS TO MAKE HATS. IRREFUTABLE PROOF. CHECKMATE LIBS.

[paulandersonxo]

smoothies is like if eating was drinking

[paulandersonxo]

expanding on this. also sort of like if drinking was eating

[grenade-cephalopod]

Whatever gets nutrient fluid into your body, grandma. Although I think half a quart of ice cream, "all of the fucking strawberries" and exactly five raspberries is a milkshake.

[paulandersonxo]

she say she want it raw like im kitchens nightmare

[grenade-cephalopod]

Grandma please stop talking to the woman who says she's Lady Gordon Ramsay you've already lost several thousand dollars over this

[paulandersonxo]

awake at 5am and cannot return to sleep so i guess good morning divas

[grenade-cephalopod]

God damn it grandma I told you seven redbulls and a key bump were not an acceptable midnight snack

[notahorseindisguise]

images from recently i dont think ive posted yet

[grenade-cephalopod]

Would die for any and all of those animals. Would be a privilege.

[dogpuppy]

[plantbard]

Believe women

[frogmoss1]

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

[frogmoss1]

40,001

[frogmoss1]

If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

[frogmoss1]

40,002 cigaretws

[peflavoredtictac]

hey man what the fuck are you on and can I have some of it

[frogmoss1]

S13 Ep20

[grenade-cephalopod]

I yearn to be half as plastered as some of the fuckers on here

[sm64-wario]

Sometimes, I'a think

[webber-da-spider]

Trust ius, as a Double A Battery (ADHD, Autism), it’s better if you don’t

It won’t stop thinking

[bees-with-a-camera]

AS A TRIPLE A BATTERY (ADHD, autism, anxiety) I CONFIRM THIS

[grenade-cephalopod]

As a D battery (Depression) I'm too physically and emotionally exhausted to think of a funny way to continue this joke

[grenade-cephalopod]

The Quest is stealing my blood for science (lithium level test) later and I am Very Scared®

[paulandersonxo]

watching breaking bad and these gangster guys just pulled a fucking ouija board off the retirement home board game shelf and i was like why the fuck would a retirement home have one of those and then i realized it's probably so they can keep in touch with their friends

[grenade-cephalopod]

Grandma we need to find you a new home these people are a bad influence

[paulandersonxo]

power outage today. AMA

[grenade-cephalopod]

Have the other residents in your community started revolting yet grandma

[grenade-cephalopod]

:3

>:^'

[meanevilwitch-deactivated202601]

When TRAs say "if gender isn't real, neither is sex" what they're really saying is "if men can't be women then no one can!!”

[grenade-cephalopod]

Mr. Gorbachev, get this stupid shit off my dash.

[grenade-cephalopod]

Are you gay

I don't want any sorry