Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey

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Three Goblin Art
taylor price
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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hello vonnie
Claire Keane

Love Begins
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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey
"Hard to get the lighting right indoors."
Rudyard and Murdoch in a vaguely sorted photo, likely found in some library archive or stash of aging, yellowing documents in an attic.
late night comic reading
felt like drawing the sona again for the first time in a long while
the other woman
Learning these two were childhood friends has forever changed my brain chemistry, i NEED to see more of their friendship, i N E E D I T
(thanks for hanging while i streamed these, all! :3)
Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century š
Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizableāespecially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
itās not the tool, itās the man
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"I often talk about reality checking and going along with it when helping someone deal with delusions, but I felt as if I didnāt really make it clear to what I meant when I said it.
Recently I saw a post similar to āhow to sneakily give your delusional friend a reality check when they told you not toā and honestly, thatāll just make us lose trust for you. Because we can tell when you do that."
[Reupload of a deactivated account, these are not my images nor words]
do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure theyāre still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend
painstakingly dialing marioās landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isnāt part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and itād be rude to drag his brother into it if thereās a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldnāt have called at all, itās late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as heās about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipperāmario mario speaking, whoās-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because thereās no way luigi didnāt already tell him.āand bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and thereās no hard feelings about that, right? and thereās a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him itās all in the dayās work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then heās embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly heās going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they donāt park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.
I'm not......worried, but I am anticipating a reaction. because if the double amputation scene in Sir Cameron was too much for some people, then chapter 5 of The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo is definitely going to be a mass filtering event. that's when the cannibal incest spiders get introduced, and they uh.....do some stuff that you can probably guess at based on what I call them.
there's simply no way that could happen.
The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo is about an alien brain slug who gets hit by a truck midway through overtaking the Canadian government. he is isekaid into a fantasy land and tasked with killing the demon king. fairly straight forward, youād think, except that the castle he wakes up in has something surprising chained up in its pantry: a spider centaur with girthy pedipalps and a glistening carapace. instantly, the slug is smitten! and following that is OPEN DOOR EXTREMELY EXPLICIT anal penetration.
so, itās basically your average romantasy :)
funniest possible combo of posts on my dash
Obsessed with @3muske-tears 's tags on this
The Makeship plush campaign that we funded back in February is officially live!
This is a limited-time preorder campaign that will only be available until June 6th. If you're interested, please be sure to place your order before this date to avoid missing out! And as a reminder, if you supported the petition back in February your order will be fulfilled automatically.
I'm beyond stoked at how the fella came out, really can't thank y'all enough for making this happen! We'll be hosting a couple of giveaways over the course of the campaign so if you don't have the spare funds for a goofy purchase like this or live outside of Makeship's shipping zones, please keep an eye out as I'll be posting about them on social media (falco_works on Twitter, falco.works on Bluesky!)
Thank you so so much <3
Also this is gonna sound like a joke but 100% real: if you were disappointed about not having an Indy plush available, that is actually in the works right now and the Indy plush campaign will be happening later this year so if you'd prefer to save your money until then, I get it :P but if you wanna get both I don't think Makeship is gonna make any more Pens after this three week window closes so please plan accordingly ok thank you
situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this