Its Ya Boi

Jeremy; He/Him. Honestly mostly a stalker

[everythingfox]

A duckling slide

[zandraart]

a criminal #untitledgoosegame

[ruinedchildhood]

[30-minute-memes]

Its spooky szn bois

[30-minute-memes]

He got demonetized

[wertheyouth-blog]

Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired, Center for American Progress

[veggieheather]

THIS THIS THIS

[rosalarian]

I’m continuously terrified that people will think LGBT rights is a finished fight as soon as marriage equality passes nationally. There’s still so much extremely important stuff to get to. Marriage is not an end goal.

[sword-and-nightingale]

I’m not even surprised Mississippi is in the red.

[everythingfox]

banana boy

[baroquefaolchu]

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[ankle-beez]

happy 50th anniversary Scooby doo

[iguanamouth]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[grenboyjay]

[breakfast-sandwich-deactivated2]

My most unrealistic transition goal? I wanna be bioluminescent.

[historieofbeafts]

It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.

Seals come in two forms:

Buff

& Triangular

Walruses are horrifying

But whales are worse

Fish can have human faces

but not always where you’d expect

As for the rest

… it’s probably better left alone.

[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]

[english-history-trip]

Tag yourself, I’m Terror Walrus

[owenology]

i woke up in a cold sweat at 3am the other day with the thought “slender man is a trans icon” and i made these while only vaguely coherent

enjoy. or don’t i can’t make you like this post

[owenology]

this is the single greatest possible comment on this post and i’m mad i didn’t think of it myself

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[evilrobot123]

Yes! Please show us!

[i-am-a-fish]

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

[trashboi822-deactivated20210806]

what happens next, Fish?????

[i-am-a-fish]

[rodnt]

haha damn pornhub was being serious

[rodnt]

we moving to google hangouts

[lovelacez]

Google hangouts is shutting down within, like, a year.

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

poptropica it is then

[unusedaccountifear]

poptropica is a flash game. it’s also getting shut down in a year, following the flash shutdown that will destroy classics like Club Penguin Rewritten, Escape the ___, Papas ___eria, and even Cool Math Games. rip.

[asmodeanmelancholia]

where the fuck are we supposed to go now? the roman forum? hobby lobby? an alleyway behind a denny’s in tashkent?

[penicillium-pusher]

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

[penicillium-pusher]

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

[guy]

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

[penicillium-pusher]

Hey everyone guess what!

MEGA UPGRADE

Only the best for Naomi!!