Jordan

he/him 18 Gonna actually try to post https://greyweaver.straw.page

[greyweaver]

Sometimes if I have to watch a movie with France French in it, I have to pregame bu watching a shorter thing in France French to get the accent in my head because otherwise I dont understand shit for the first 20 minutes

[denizoid]

"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend"

4x07 The Initiative

[sorrelchestnut]

Y'all this is a piece of history right here. Every single time you see a reference to a "shovel talk" in fic, defined here as "someone threatening harm to a potential romantic partner of a friend/loved one," it's referencing this scene. This scene specifically. Everywhere else that is not fannish internet, that interaction is referred to a "shotgun talk," referencing the father threatening a daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun. This scene gave a lot of people a chance to reframe that interaction in terms of a protective friend rather than a possessive father, which for a lot of obvious reasons resonated with people a whole fucking lot, and it immediately spread like wildfire into fannish and then general internet lexicon. I've seen people try and backronym it into an extension of the shotgun talk, as in, "I've got a shotgun and a shovel to bury you with," but I've asked a lot of rednecks from a lot of different necks of the woods and no one has ever encountered that variant in brickspace life. It's all Buffy, babey. This shit is linguistic history in the making.

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[chongoblog]

Demo for Rhythm Heaven Groove is out.

My thoughts on it are that we are so fucking back

[greyweaver]

Really annoying that a lot of Canadian representation in media is like, “white guy from Vancouver” or “character mentioned having family in Toronto once”. Wheres all the First Nations representation? Maybe it’s just the media I consume, but I really can’t think of any characters that’re shown to be First Nations aside from that girl from Anne With an E

[greyweaver]

If you NEED miscommunication to make your plot work, it isn’t a good plot. Nobody likes having to sit through a plotline that could be fixed so easily. It’s stressful and annoying. Most plots involving it could be fixed another way or removed entirely and still have it be a good story

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

[greyweaver]

Every time I listen to any musical I immediately go “Oh yeah I could play her, and him, and him, and her, and also her”

[greyweaver]

Sometimes I worry that any takes or opinions I have are like „basic woke takes“ or whatever, but sometimes you gotta have the „basic“ thoughts to get anywhere.

[greyweaver]

IKEA sells ketchup??????

[greyweaver]

The joys of labelled boxes for sorting and organizing

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[greyweaver]

I learned to brush my own hair for two reasons

1. Because adults did their own hair and I wanted to as well

2. So I didnt have to sit there at my grandmas at 7:00 in tje morning and wait to get my head hit with the brush

[greyweaver]

Its so disheartening to see those posts talking about internet friendships/relationships never working. Im sure there’s evidence to say they dont, but I think there‘s even more to say they DO.

There‘s people in China who have a best friend in Australia. There‘s people who met a friend on the other side of their own country. There‘s people who‘ve moved across states and countries to live with their partner.

If you want a specific example of long-lasting international friendships or relationships, go look up a content creator. Look at their friends, how far they might live from each other. There‘s people with 12 hour timeyone differences who have been friends since 2015

[greyweaver]

You ever see a Tiktok and think “Man, [friend who doesnt have tiktok] would love this” and then keep on going?

[greyweaver]

Sometimes they’re right about leaving your comfort zone.

Yeah, maybe that is the rule, and logically you know riles should be followed. But then you gotta get meta with it and ask WHY was that rule put in place? Is it for safety? Or is it to maintain control? WHO does the rule affect and how does it affect them? Is it targeting people who pose a real threat? Or is it a rule made in the 1800s meant to target a minority? If the rule is meant to protect, does it actually do so?

Sometimes you just want to keep everything easy by following the rules. And especially in autistic individuals (note: speaking from experience, one size does not fit all), it may be what your brain tells you to do. Breaking a rule is wrong. You gotta leave the comfort zone a bit

[greyweaver]

Gonna try to actually clean my room! Wish me luck

[greyweaver]

Found a letter from 2022 addressed to Anne. Idk who Anne is