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[cpericardium]

happy pride

[pervocracy]

[noelle-ism]

How they get barack obamma and joe bidden to say this stuff toigether

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do not ride on

[tremblegay]

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

[vivienvalentino]

it’s always summer v winter bitches fighting for their life, where are the spring/autumn girlies, the moderate temperatures crowd, the transition period aficionados, the ‘sun is shining but the wind’s cold’ connoisseurs, the ‘decay and rebirth of nature’ devotees

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

[weirdpngs]

[hotshotshitshow]

@cats4cancer

[sheherlockholmes]

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[cybermanes]

Can I come over and be really disappointing

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]