you should've aimed for the neck >:}

he/it alterhuman sideblog https://justmaul.straw.page this blog looks better on desktop

[thefoolsbeacon]

some gifs I thought others might find useful

[dindjarism]

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. STAR WARS: EPISODE I – THE PHANTOM MENACE 1999 | dir. George Lucas

[balmain]

[hashtag-my-archive]

You ever read a fan analysis of yourself that feels like being stabbed in the gut?

[thecrispydemon]

Well the director of Nightmare 4 described me as a “lonely guy”, so yeah I was not expected to be called out like that.

[fedoraspooky]

Horrible slowly dawning realization that you are the blorbo

[the-haiku-bot]

Horrible slowly

dawning realization that

you are the blorbo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cannibalnumber14]

@funnier-as-fictionkin

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[rosymothgod]

Being an adult therian/otherkin is so wild cause wtf do you mean an elf is assembling burgers, A moth is working a 30+ hour work week, A dragon is trying to rent an apartment, A rat is paying students loans, A god is trying to get piercings and tattoos, A demon graduated college, a cow is responsible for a pet, a doll is trying to maintain savings and a crow is looking for new jobs?? Ts is so funny

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[aromanticbastards]

[ID: graffiti on a wall in all caps reading "be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you."

end ID]

[inactivedontfollow-deactivated2]

[ominous-signs]

This popped up on my route home then vanished after a few weeks.

Official ominous sign

[grim-maul-kin]

now THIS is a glamourbomb I can get behind

[worldtherewithin]

some userboxes we made for ppl! feel free to use with credit

[cosmicstrays]

“your 20s are for being at the club” “your 20s are for discovering your alterhumanity” BITCH IF YOU WANT IT IT CAN BE BOTH A THEM !! i wore my wolf ear + tail gear to pride and went bar/spot hopping and told everyone and their mama who want to hear i’m transsexual and got a “alter half / friend on the other side” (headmate)

AND EVERY ONE WAS COOL W IT AND SAID THATS WHATS IT ABOUT !!

EVEN THE GRAYMUZZLE HUMANS WHO 99% CHANCE WOULD NEVER HEARD OF THE TERM ALTERHUMANITY !!

(cropped out friends for their privacy but this is SQUAD !!!!!)

NEVER BE NOBODY BUT YOU !!!!!

[elvensilk]

[elvensilk]

for all the dark-skinned elfkin beauties out there, touchofthefae on etsy makes ears in darker tones:

Fantasy Cosplay Slip-on Silicone or Latex Elf Fairy Ears - Etsy Canada

This Costume Ears item by TouchoftheFae has 7 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United States. Listed on 25 May, 2023

[elvensilk]

other shops with various skin colour and different customisation options:

Dark Brown Elven Ears Cosplay Ears 1 - Etsy Canada

This Costume Hats & Headpieces item by ChairandChisel has 464 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United States. Listed on 31 Jan, 2023

RollingVillage - Etsy Canada

Shop Magical Creations by RollingVillage. Rave reviews! Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

[rosieandthemoon]

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[akashicrecord]

I wasn't ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

[rosieandthemoon]

Wistman's Wood located at Dartmoor National Park in Devon, England. Photo by Neil Burnell