[gringogiraffe]

This one strand of hair is popping OFF! Lol also got my lip pierced about a month ago and it’s finally starting to feel normal

[faggottt]

Yall ever go on Sniffies or Grindr and see a top and a bottom profile close to each other and just assume they fuckin

[faggottt]

My dream date is you take me to a karaoke bar but every turn is my turn and you just watch me and buy me drinks all night

[segamascott]

first scrolled past like why did they use a picture of the dalai lama

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[iamanimaginarybeing]

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[awkwordalex]

This you?

[persianmom]

[dear-julien]

@honeythingtwice

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[saywhat-politics]

[mikeepoo]

I'll be reposting this a few times

[ultrareginarules]

GO OFF, KING. 100% ACCURATE AF

[bynine]

starter babies

[anxietyproblem]

[iamanimaginarybeing]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

໒( ●ܫฺ ●)ʋ

[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[daecus]

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

[magicratfingers]

Omgggggggg

[shamebats]

[mugwomps]

He is absolutely copying you, and cuddling, and doing the slow close of eyes that is a cat kiss! #this is one very happy cat #i hope the two of you have many years of harmony and happiness

[cricketcat9]

Perfect harmony

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no