Nymphetamine Overdose

goth mom

[correctopinionhaver]

[vegetavegetason]

[arachnopus]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[tommiemommy-deactivated20251120]

Sharing wired earphone is a lost art.

[luckykittycolor]

[obfuscobble]

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

An emo platypus?

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

gasp!

PERRY THE EMO PLATYPUS?!

[godwantsit]

[beardedmrbean]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[ruinedchildhood]

🔊 🔊 🔊

[enfranchisement]

i think it is healthy for me to be a judgmental bitch and cunt etc

[2peachy]

[himynameisemail]

[2peachy]

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else