May we meet again

Hanneke. 19. History major. A mess.

[bk-moving]

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[lifeofcynch]

‘HARRY POTTER AND THE UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY’ JXJJZKKXKDJDSJJH

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[rabdoidal]

boutta head to the supermarket, yall need anything?

[flyingsquidzeez]

yea could u bring back disco

[rabdoidal]

yknow i was gonna make a joke but this reply just legit slapped me across the face

[thatcupidmf]

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

[galactic-polywag]

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

For real though.

[aquilacalvitium]

Me: *Walks through leaves*

Leaves: *crunch*

Me (externally): ☺

Me (internally): 🍂🎃🍁💀🍃👻🍁💀🍃🎃🍁🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃👻🍁💀🍂🍃👻🍂🎃🍁🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃💀🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁🍃🎃🍂👻🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃🍁🍃🍂💀🍃🎃🍁🎃🍁🍃🍂🎃🍁💀🍃🎃🍂👻🍃👻🍁🎃👻

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[flowercrownimpala]

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

[aliterarywitch]

Ok so I’m not crazy. You know GOT season 8 was bad when the actors all look like they’ve been forced to take a math test they didn’t study for.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Things you learn from studying ancient literature:

A lot of people are convinced that they’re living in the worst timeline. They mope and write stuff about it pretty frequently.

Old people hate what the youth are doing these days. That’s one thing that hasn’t changed in 5,000 years.

Xenophobia is found in almost every culture in existence

Women are always angry about not being allowed to stab things

Strong man with sharp stick good.

[bootyparticles-deactivated20181]

honestly….gays shouldnt have to work

[fuckinglostsinceyouleft]

I’m not even sorry for saying this. But what the he’ll makes them so special????? Someone straight is just as good. I can’t even.

[rainbowcourse]

Why don’t straight people understand humor

[it-mii]

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

[capacity]

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

[hyrude]

why were prezis ever a thing. who was like “i wish this powerpoint could give me motion sickness”

[anxietyproblem]

[selena-soto]

[nightlock]

this is all i see scrolling through tumblr dot com