pee sauna

ash. 32. they/he. [dismissive wanking gesture]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[saucefunk]

people in san jose

[gretchensinister]

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[klejmask]

I'm gonna regret this forever

@tankhall

[shirleyjacksons]

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

[shirleyjacksons]

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

[sivavakkiyar]

holy shit

[comikbook]

anything can be about your ocs if you believe

[victusinveritas]

RIP Sam Neill (1947–2026).

Among many other movies, Neill starred in Dean Spanley, a movie about a few older men who realize they might have been dogs in a former life. It also stars Peter O'Toole and is a very sweet film.

[puzzler00m]

I am a fucking architect

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[urmomstoilet08]

Chris Pontius at a gay club surrounded by drag queens with his pants undone circa 2007

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[lightlyric]

further tips from an immunocompromised person obsessed with food safety:

- wash and then cook your vegetables. air fry, bake, sautee, deep fry, whatever to 165F

- if you really want a salad, get locally farmed veg from the farmers market and wash VERY thoroughly. if the farm has info about their labor practices, even better. workers' safety keeps us safe too

- you can blanch some greens too but this isn't as safe as cooking thoughly

- wash your hands thoroughly before & after prepping raw vegetables

- avoid cross contamination in your kitchen from raw vegetables. act like it's raw chicken

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[tankhall]

i’m not precious abt my unreleased music anymore btw, yall can listen to literally whatever u want and enjoy it. sorry for being 25 and annoying

[redlipstickresurrected]

Friedrich Kunath (German, b. 1974, Chemnitz, Germany, based Los Angeles, CA, USA) - You Told That Joke Twice, 2024-2025, Paintings: Oil on Canvas