Champagne, cocaine, gasoline

Welcome to my random blog of anything I like or things that make me laugh. Mostly Harry Potter, anime (GAJEVY IS MY FOREVER OTP but I also love Fraxus!), music, sarcasm, pretty things, and bad jokes.

[nitramaraho]

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything (update for part two)

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[prussiandragon]

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

[nitramaraho]

glad you like it

[shygirlacademy]

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[metiredlr]

Victor, single: *is just enjoying the banquet and normally talking with other skaters* Yuuri, already in the 16th glass of champagne:

[lostwednesdays]

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

[strangehorse]

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

[daenerysbeauty]

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

[thatsadifferentstory]

PLEASE

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

[systlin]

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

[systlin]

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

[daveisverydeactivated]

having the oldest used constitution in the world is not a point of pride, its just fuckin lazy, lol

[zendayacs-deactivated20190731]

"Not all men"

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

[mjwatson]

on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.

[justanotherass]

[leialovett-archive]

Reblog present cat to get the BEST GIFT of your LIFE

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[marion-draws]

LOVE WINS.

[motranda]

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