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I'm Dawson, 21 year old ~Lgbt+, humor, aesthetic, shitposting, whatever I want ~ (The next line of the photo reads "destroyed yo pussy")

[darthsquidious]

Chuck Tingle is heading down a track. You see on the path ahead of him, five of his butt, all ready to pound him in the butt. You can save him from this fate by throwing the switch to the second track, but down that path you see the copy of his new manuscript, “Pounded in the Butt by the Manuscript Containing the Trolley Problem in Which I May or May Not Be Pounded in the Butt by Five of My Own Butt”. This manuscript will likely pound him in the butt. Do you flip the switch?

[argumate]

The fact that I understood every word of this post disturbs and enrages me.

[jethroq]

[holleywoodsigns]

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[mxnrique]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[bauliya]

celebrities used to be so cool man jane fonda still gets arrested at protests marilyn monroe was under investigation by the CIA for being a communist hedy lamarr invented wifi what happened

[bauliya]

like honestly what is a celebrity anymore if not an instagram influencer with a movie deal. hellooooo can you go back to being socialist bisexuals too famous to be assassinated again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

[super-face]

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

[joshpeck]

how many posts do you think get made on here in a day.....5? maybe 6?

[fourtccn]

oh i don’t like this

[joshpeck]

[trgeafgmjuyfiomu-deactivated202]

200 million blogs and 80 million posts per day yet somehow all the gays follow each other and reblog the exact same posts consecutively.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[blackqueerblog]

this lowkey really bothers me to see companies treating us LGBT+ people as trends

[sophietisthebest]

Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time 

[swingsetindecember]

its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom

[grunzzy16]

It’s not LIKE two drunk girls meeting in the bathroom. It IS two drunk girls meeting in the bathroom

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[sereniv]

[we-are-star-stuff]

Herd immunity is the idea that if enough people get immunized against a disease, they’ll create protection for even those who aren’t vaccinated. This is important to protect those who can’t get vaccinated, like immunocompromised children. 

You can see in the image how low levels of vaccination lead to everyone getting infected. Medium levels slow down the progression of the illness, but they don’t offer robust protection to the unvaccinated. But once you read a high enough level of vaccination, the disease gets effectively road-blocked. It can’t spread fast enough because it encounters too many vaccinated individuals, and so the majority of the population (even the unvaccinated people) are protected.

Find out more here.

[aleatoryw]

This is why I hate it so much when people are like “well I’VE never been vaccinated and im fine!” yeah genius, it’s because all your classmates and coworkers were vaccinated.

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

[uncle-worm]

[thereeltalk]