what am i even doing

Hi im Carly and existence is a prison | she/her | sidebar art by viria

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[edgar-allan-possum]

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Gotta do everything myself around here.

[manny-jacinto]

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[rivetgoth]

This is killing me rn 😭😭😭

[couriernewvegas]

love that henry winkler is old and not super famous enough to have a social media manager so i just get tweets like this on my feed

[thehappysmiler]

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[disabled-dean]

Shout out to the guy a couple rows down from us at Hadestown who let out an audible, "oops!" When Orpheus turned around and saw Eurydice

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[kosmogrl]

[quasi-normalcy]

[anxeious]