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Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

prokopetz

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

zarekthelordofthefries

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

snoopingasusualisee

Same energy

sparkytheandroid

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

sparkytheandroid

adobe-outdesign

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

baaulp

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

ruinedchildhood

soulsearcher33

I HOLLERED

gildedgryphon

That feel when it’s 40°C (104°F) outside and you’re a bird who can’t sweat. Big tubs of ice help a little, though.

justbirdpoop

omg… you don’t understand how happy this video made me

i’m in love with her

CLOCKED

Don’t be that guy

you know what’s really irritating

when male academics constantly refer to men by their surnames and women by their first names

like you’d never go to a lecture expecting shakespeare to be referred to as “william” but it’s not at all uncommon to sit through an entire lecture in which jane austen is referred to constantly as “jane”

it’s such a petty thing but it just really rubs me the wrong way, like it has a real suggestion of respect and admiration/lack thereof

whitetyger123

kind of like how during the 2016 election everything was Trump vs Hillary

i-am-a-fish

Imagine the trolley problem, except there is only 1 rail and no lever. Everyone is in danger and there is nothing you can do to save anyone. Also the trolley is thomas the tank engine.

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

bear-maximum-deactivated2021090

reanimate my will to live

feebledungeons

Wake me up inside

squiddybiddy

🌴💧Mini Pond💧🌴

stanleyraymondkowalski

thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead in the comics so Thor was like “im gonna bring him back” and everyone was like “umm thor is that a good idea remember all the murder he did” and Thor was like “yea……but I miss him”