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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@guestrelated
Is that the absolute best rate you can do?
I’m offering you our lowest rate that we have tonight. You’re being rude. And you’ve asked me three times...”Are you sure, Is that the best you can do? Is that the absolute best rate you can do? You can’t go any lower for tonight? I’m just one person!” -_-
Dear Valued Guest,
While most hotels, especially chains like this one, DO competitively price-match, there is a bare-minimum rate that I do not have the authority nor ability to set your reservation below (which just so happens to be $60.) Even my manager can’t alter the price beyond that without asking Corporate’s permission first, which they almost never actually grant for us barring a few extraordinary circumstances (which this most certainly IS NOT.)
If you want your $50 room, I suggest you go ahead and book directly through the site you mentioned. But before you come down to my desk and make ridiculous demands, you could at least have the decency to verify that this is in fact the correct hotel instead of pulling up the name of a cheaper sister-property and trying to fuck me like a bitch.
My name is NOT Marcellus Wallace.
~ H. H.
Me: Good morning, how are you? (big smiles)
Guest: 307
Me: Oh, 307? I wasn't aware that 307 was an emotion
*Phone rings*
Me: (loud and clear enough) Front desk?
Guest: Uh, hi.. Is this the front desk?
NO, IT’S FUCKING GREAT WALL OF CHINA… -_-
/rollseyes
I’ve gotten to the point where I roll my eyes every time the phone rings or the door opens.
Our book comes out TOMORROW! Come celebrate with us!
Hi everyone. Thank you for continuing to read us through the years. We appreciate it. If you’re looking for even more reasons to cringe, buy our book that comes out tomorrow. It’s full of games, essays, stories, photos and illustrations about the terrors that are hotel guests.
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And if you’re in New York? Come party with us tomorrow night at our official book release party! It’s totally free and you can meet us in person.
“I need to cancel a reservation” Booked through Travelweb so I inform the guest they’ll need to call Travelweb to cancel.
“Why can’t you just cancel it?” Your reservation was prepaid through TW. In order to get a refund on your reservation, you will have to call them to cancel since they have your credit card information. “What a hassle. You shouldn’t use them!” And hung up.
....Uh I didn’t book your room. You did.
So we have something new for you. The HEX Social Media Forum is hosting a little contest for the HEXians. It is quite easy and hopefully will be lots of fun. But here is the catch, you have to go to the social media platforms to participate. Go here to find out more!
We have a pump bottle of hand sanitizer on the counter.
A guest walked up and said “Is this for anyone?”
it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you
When I get done fixing the Front Desk printer - that’s always broken
I’m all like….
This is so calming. Idk why.
It’s like taking a deep breath.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
Need to add to resume
So I got a little snippy with a guest but I'm so sick of this shit...
Guest: “I didn’t think animals were permitted in the hotel.”
Me: “Service animals are.”
Guest: “It doesn’t look like a service animal to me.”
Me: “Well here’s the great thing about service animals: They can be any size, shape, or breed. Whatever the reason the animal is a service animal depends on you minding your own business and stop trying to be “that person”.“
This is beautiful.
Me: What date are you looking for?
Them: “Oh its just 2 of us”
Me: What date are you looking for?
Them: "Only 2 of us, two beds or a king is fine"
-_-
#ChiariLife
