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hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.
painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.
she's got the key to heaven or something
It really helps to not be picky about what art you engage with actually. Gotta mix up your diet a bit from time to time
If you find you're bored of the folk punk you always listen to, try out a rap album. If you only ever watch classic cinema or more grounded art films, check out a fast and furious movie or something. Or try reading a book if you only ever consume film or tv. Or comics. Or go to an art museum. You may not like whatever it is you try out, and I promise you don't have to like it, but I can guarantee that you can't subsist on a monoculture. Be open to experiencing new art. Even if it's bad. Especially if it's bad, actually.
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.
There should be like jury duty but for weird art. The government every so often should pick one random person and give them half a million quid provided they make something thought provoking with it. You cannot opt-out unless you can justify giving the deal to someone who appears to want it less than you.
WIDOW’S BAY S01E10 - We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!
this post prompted me to look up the show and it has its own Google Easter egg?
neat!
It’s impossible to convince everyone to retroactively use the tag system properly but as a fix-it I’m going to start tagging all my non-crossover Iron Lung posts with #just blood if anyone wants to join me?
(no hate to hail mary but the shipping has eaten the smaller fandom alive & it’s legitimately impossible to search for anything else atp)
what a great idea!
what PHM fans see
what iron lung fans see
BROWSER ADDONS MADE TO HID FILTERD POSTS WILL CUASE YOUR SHIT TO LAG SO HARD BCS OF THIS!!! THUS WHY WE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ADDON TAG!!!
ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before
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posts that make you open wordle
Oh boy better go try today’s wordle
WHAT THE FUCK
part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.
need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now
#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂
Theres a leak in my ceiling which is not new for this apartment but! It is in a brand new location! This is the sixth unique spot where unwanted water has entered my home
pov you are sent to hell
They grow grants there like rhubarb
Mobile browser tumblr is kinda great. I can edit tags after entering them. Notifications are hidden under a sidebar instead of being a prominent piece of the main nav, so I dont get that urge to check it to clear out the number. Also mobile browser doesnt randomly refresh the whole page as often as the app always did for me