Witch Bitch

[shroomlings]

Xerocomus subtomentosus is edible, although not highly regarded. Its mild taste makes it suitable for mixed mushroom dishes.

[babyanimalgifs]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesn’t need to swim forward to breathe!  It also doesn’t appear to be distressed at all, it seems like it’s just chilling.

[jenniferrpovey]

More evidence that fish can play.

[dancing-coyote]

Trust me, if a nurse shark doesn’t want something done to it, it WILL let you know. Very, very painfully. They don’t bite often, but they WILL bite when provoked and can deal out serious damage.

This shark is, indeed, just chilling.

[bogleech]

All correct! And most “fish” (an umbrella term for things less related to one another than you are to a hummingbird, but still) including sharks and rays show at least the intelligence of cats and dogs! Sharks are fully trainable, but also just very well equipped to learn on their own and remember what’s a threat and what isn’t.

[pi-slices]

Plant Search - 201018

[astraldemise]

i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down

[astraldemise]

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

[botanyshitposts]

look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now

[botanyshitposts]

i dont blame the person living here because these guys can come up pretty quickly and it’s possible they just didnt see it, especially because the area around it seems otherwise free of clues suggesting their mighty presence, but like….at what point do you just accept their annexation….how big does a newly-emerged mushroom have to be to claim squatters’ rights on a stretch of drywall

[alternateuniversenightmare]

How the fuck did berkeley’s polypore grow in this house????

[red-mercer]

Looking it up BP is a hardwood fungus so it might be coming from the floor. Whatever it is, it busted such a fat fungal nut that it’s impossible to tell if that’s hardwood or tile

[terezisexbuttpyrope]

you dont get “fat fungal nut” anywhere else but tumblr

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[thesassyducks]

this is an important video

[tikkety-tok]

POV: Ethel brings you a leaf

[official-lucifers-child]

do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[truestoriesaboutme]

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)

[officialspec]

good morning queens, what seven posts are we all reblogging today

[unhelpfultarot]

Nine of Wands and Knight of Wands

You were on the lookout, but it snuck up on you from the other direction.

[commodore65]

[greeds]

stop this is so cute.....🥺

[hannahphill99]

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Peak dumbass sibling energy

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[meow-moment]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The new Fantastic Four reboot is weird

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