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they / It | 22 | I love trans people and don't necessarily agree with everyone I reblog from | you are not entitled to any of my diagnoses. stay safe and drink water.

[bedazzlecunt]

what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

[shiftythrifting]

A fabulous suit. It isn’t clear in this photo, but there is a legal clipped to the collar (by the shop staff) that reads: Whoever buys this, we ARE coming too!

This was in the Barnados charity shop in Plymouth, UK.

[mutfruit-farmer]

apparently the clear inspiration for this outfit in fallout 76

[wyrmguardsecrets]

[The author of TRP3 included in the informational mouseover: At first glance These slots can be used to define important yet concise information for the current profile.

To put emphasis on the word 'concise' for those who may not know its definition: Giving the relevant or necessary information clearly and in a few words; brief but comprehensive. So even TRP3's author thinks your novellas in glances are stupid and TL:DR.] you people complain about the most losery shit in the world omg

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[gummywormdog]

I personally add the AFG in a few words then elaborate lower. You can get the gist from the sentence or two but if you want to know more it's there!

[ratfuck]

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PENIS!!!!!!

[girlballs]

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[minxitsy]

year of the horse and this is the horse

[aliengee]

bruh this cant be real

[aliengee]

rain world post breaking containment. NOBODY knows what this thing is

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that

[sunderwight]

Not my circus, not my monkeys. In fact I'm pretty sure those monkeys only answer to Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

[professorsparklepants]

#yeah the circus belongs to the jade emperor #yeah the monkeys are trashing it up good

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[etherealspacejelly]

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

[silly-demon]

what do inshallah and subhanallah mean so I could potentially use em in the correct situations? And potential words I could use?

[etherealspacejelly]

OK LETS DO THIS

disclaimer i am not arab or muslim and i dont speak arabic but @frogofalltime has explained these words to me and says im using them correctly lmao

inshallah - "if god wills it". like an "i hope this happens" kind of thing. remember the finding nemo poster "inshallah they find him" meme if that helps. used in future tense.

mashallah - "god has willed it", used when something good happened. can be used to denote awe about an event or person. used in past tense.

alhamdulillah - essentially "thank god" or "praise be to god". like mashallah and inshallah but stronger, and can be used in any tense (i think). he will be baked soon alhamdullilah

subhanallah - "glory be to god". like alhamdullilah but stronger. used for when something almost miraculous happens!

those are all the ones i remember off the top of my head im sure binya can add more (and also confirm whether ive got my translations right)

[frogofalltime]

mashaallah robin my faithful student you translated and explained all of this so well :0

there's also astaghfirullah which means "i seek forgiveness in god" which you use when you or someone else does something haram (forbidden / sinful / wrong). tbh we use it in a lot of jokey contexts like if someone swears in a conversation you can call them out like "astaghfirullah haram !"

and bismillah which means "in the name of god" which you can use before doing something, we often use it before doing a difficult thing like when you are struggling to open a bottle or something lmao. or you can say it when someone falls or drops something or gets injured. idk

[headspace-hotel]

appalachians need this they will be unstoppable

[maniculum]

There’s definitely something to doing a mix-and-match with semantically-similar rural-American colloquialisms. I think “Inshallah and the creek don’t rise” has a nice ring to it.

[headspace-hotel]

Lord that rolls off the tongue so good 😭

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[fopposting]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[eggl-rd]

Roblox

[sapphling]

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

[sapphling]

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

[sapphling]

no that part was real

[mortisghost]

Jurnal #73

I've been working quite a bit on my new game project this month with my accomplices. I'm not showing you anything today, but we're probably pretty close to the point where something concrete and extremely impressive will be publicly shareable. Wait, I've changed my mind: not so impressive after all! Don't get too impatient, okay?

But I also did other things in February, some secret and some not so secret. For example, I made fake game covers for the Switch 2. Here they are for you.

Another semi-secret thing, but one I'm dying to show you, is these four fake Magic: The Gathering expansion boosters that don't actually exist. And yes, I love dreaming about capitalist products; it's a problem I need to address.

Now, here are some suggestions:

- It seems I haven't told you about Ursula K. Le Guin yet. She's truly an author everyone adores, so it's not very surprising, but I love her too. The Earthsea cycle is absolutely incredible, and her science fiction books are simply excellent. My personal recommendation is "The Left Hand of Darkness," one of the best novels I've ever read! It's part of her space saga, but you can read it without knowing the others; it's just a little confusing at first, then it flows smoothly like a fantastic slide.

- I love potato chips, and you? I've always loved them, ever since I was little. I love trying new and surprising flavors. They're a simple and delicious food; what a pleasure to be alive so I can eat them.

[monsternobility]

when ur friends show u their ocs

[macabro]

A quick one before the cycle ends.

[rainworld-name-verifier]

not a valid name but its still funny.

[bogactivity]

Death note print I will debut at Animanga Expo SYD