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[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[pjackk]

Are the rumors true, Pjack?

Yes i have been fingering myself until my body shuts down

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have observed a phenomenon where the longer a fandom goes without getting new content, the horniner the fandom gets

here, I drew a diagram showing what I mean:

I hypothesize this happens because fans will make predictions and connections and theories until they’ve thoroughly unpacked all of the new content, and eventually lose interest until new content is released again. However, a small part the fandom continues to release new content despite being nothing left to talk about. This is because they are very horny. Often fujoshis and porn artists, this subset of the fandom never fails to maintain production of fan content, even after years or decades have passed.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[tastylemonbread]

imagine youre kris and youre all reserved and cagey and you dont want to tip off your new best friend susie as to how much your parents divorce fucked with you. and then all your adventures take her through divorce themed fantasy lands constructed by your subconscious

[jewishbarbies]

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

[byjove]

Someone mentioned how they were having a hard time creating a world for their fantasy fiction geographically because they kept reinventing the island of Britain, which also happened to my good close enemy George R. R. Martin. I would like to suggest North Carolina. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but North Carolina has an awesome geographic setup for a fantasy kingdom, I think. Inhospitable barrier islands, constantly shifting shoals in the sound, swamps with alligators, venomous snakes and carnivorous plants, lots of very flat and somewhat sparsely populated farmland, foothills, mines, mountains full of mysterious phenomenon that were originally very difficult to navigate and people still get lost in today. It kind of rocks.

[the-ice-queen-623]

AND VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE NATIVE TO THE CAROLINAS!

[byjove]

There are actually 36 carnivorous plant species native to North Carolina, roughly half of all carnivorous plant species in the United States are found in North Carolina! I added the carnivorous plant detail because that’s something I love about the state. We have so many fucking bugs that the plants keep evolving to eat them.

I love that giant man eating Venus flytraps are worldbuilding staples in untamed tropical fantasy settings but they’re actually native to a small region in the Carolinas.

[byjove]

And I agree with the notes, the Chesapeake Bay + Great Dismal Swamp (partially in NC anyway) and the South Carolina Lowcountry would be good geographic additions to this.

[chrliekclly]

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it’s been 6 years exactly nd i apologize for everything about this

[tw: implied csa]

[jonahmagnus]

Workers of Equestria unite -Karl Cutiemarx

[jonahmagnus]

You have nothing to loose but your chains = You have nothing to loose but your reigns

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[curlicuecal]

Related:

I quit writing when I realized I had no desire to do all the steps to professionally publish a book. And I started writing again years later when I realized I was allowed to do things I enjoyed without a profit endgoal

You don't have to do a thing the way society says is correct

You can do it the way that is satisfying to you

[asteronomical]

i think the funniest interpretation of gracerocky is rocky falling first AND harder all while grace is oblivious to his own feelings cuz it goes like

grace: ur my best friend of all time :D i love you rocky!

rocky, with unbridled, barely controlled lust: rocky love grace too

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[bransonreese]

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[bransonreese]

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[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[jimbles-archive]

[punkitt-is-here]

Just saw a post that had someone being catty and throwing around faggot derogatorily and I think some people gotta remember these are like. Slurs. Like it's fun to call myself a faggot cuz I am one but screaming it at someone I don't like isn't doing reclamation that's just. Being homophobic. We all know this right

[punkitt-is-here]

like if I was unironically calling someone I didn't like a faggot tranny and the intent was clear then it's not being cute or funny or reclaiming it that's just being a massive dickhead. Like, I am a fag tranny myself and I wouldn't never fucking call someone that especially if I was trying to be bitter or rude. You all see this right. You sound like the kind of person that wants both of us dead.

[cosmicretreat]

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.