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prokopetz

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

armed-with-knitting-needles

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

digitaldiscipline

“If our mission fails, we might have a return of the fucking plague, so, you know, his strategy is sound.” “Point taken.”

sloppystyle

angery!

bunjywunjy

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

van-dyne

there are two types of dads

heylookimstillalive

Actual depiction of how they dad.

candyheartdoe

Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like

And like

And even????

He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down

But then in actuality he’s just

Disney explain

youkaiyume

I went to the “Behind the Scenes” panel for Moana at CTN expo this year and the explanation is as follows:

In development, HeiHei used to be a character meant to be Moana’s watchdog. He stands to the side making sure she stays out of trouble (and away from the sea) and judges her (sort of like Flint the hummingbird from Pocahontas) but the directors were worried that it made him too unlikeable. John Lasseter gave the crew about 48 hours to think of a way to figure out how to save his character or else he’d be cut from the film. So instead HeiHei’s IQ was lowered waaaay down, making him more lovable and funny. During a story pitch in which Moana had to retrieve the Heart of Te Fiti from the Kakamora, she originally only retrieved the stone. The artists reboarded it exactly the same except HeiHei swallowed it and the Kakamora was lugging around a chicken instead and it instantly made everything more hilarious. To which Lasseter exclaimed at that moment: “THE CHICKEN LIVES!” an inside joke that was kept at the end of the film when the ocean spat HeiHei onto the shore and Maui remarks “the chicken lives!”

shatterstag

best thing about this movie was the perfectly marketed/polished commercial animal side kick just waiting to be the new olaf and then its in the movie for like 3 mins tops and instead a chicken that eats rocks gets to be the disney animal companion™

tafkarfanfic

IT GETS BETTER.

Once they rewrote the character they were in a panic. Who could voice such a role?

None other than Alan Tudyk, known as “Walt Disney Studios’ lucky charm” due to his roles as Duke in Frozen, King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph and KTSO in Rogue One, who made the front freaking page of the Wall Street Journal due to his performance.

Tudyk says: “The character you’re playing, even though he’s a rooster and is really stupid, you approach it in the same way you would approach Hamlet, which is exactly how I approached it. But they give you the circumstances. “You’re on the boat. You didn’t expect to be here. You just climbed in a boat to maybe sleep. You don’t even know why you climbed in the boat. You’re really that dumb. Every three minutes is a new world to you, so you see that you’re trapped on this boat, and you freak out. Go.”

Note: Tudyk went to Julliard.

stickmarionette

Also: Alan Tudyk is the only non-Pasifika/Maori person in the voice cast. He plays the chicken.

thatmissannie

Alan Tudyk is a goddamn national treasure.

pickleston

Animaniacs songs:

Macadamia Nut!

crowreys-wormstache

Animaniacs teaching kids about consent since whenever this came out

dragon-in-a-fez

this is the only valid twitter thread

peachdoxie

Alright, who’s gonna draw the fanart of Toothless in a tux

vulture-jack

A fancy boy.

ageofultron

Happy 101st Birthday, Steven Grant Rogers ✪ (July 4th, 1918)

anxietyproblem

bob-belcher

capsgrantrogers

I’m going back to Boston, I’m going to my mother’s house, I’m sleeping in my mother’s bed, I’m gonna eat my mother’s cooking and I’m done.

Happy 38th Birthday Chris Evans! (June 13th, 1981)

blackfemmejeanvaljean

nyanbinyuri

aztechnology

“ Inge Ginsberg survived the Holocaust and became a spy for the Americans during WWII, smuggling arms to fight the Nazis. She married a composer and they wrote songs together in the 40’s and 50’s that were sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Doris Day, and Rosemary Clooney, among others. 60 years later, she got back into music and fell in love with Heavy Metal, which she now performs with world-renowned Classical musicians Lucia Caruso and Pedro da Silva – a.k.a. the TritoneKings.” There will never be anything more peak metal than this woman, ever.

sixpenceee

Creepy Zodiac Monsters by Damon Hellandbrand

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pieces

(Source)

thekaskproject-art

“Bucky?”

Stucky Blade Runner 2049 AU, in which Bucky’s appearance was used to create James, an AI holographic companion. Steve sees its gigantic ad at some point.