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Concept scribbles on the train. Business Mouse 🐭💷

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The Shrimp Warrior

6x6″ Watercolour and ink on paper

The Pore Next Door

Though teenage and mottled, Your pubescent skin Can only get better, But there on your chin, Two pores, One clear, One clogged up and bloating, Boiled up a plot Of this spot exploding...

The unblemished pore Sighed deep, clean and pure, “I ain’t gonna lie, You look miserable mate, Poor pore, so red raw, Just exfoliate! I’m sure That Greasy Belinda, Her oily face, Her sebum in swathes, Her gunky embrace Gets dumped pretty soon, I know that's the cure! Plus, her hair smells And looks like It once walked on all fours." What could be done? The next time that Lucy Came at you at Scouts, You pouted and winced And in came that snout, You felt all that grease Whilst her tongue licked your tonsils Her nose pressed into That dip by your nostrils, But as she pulled back A CRACK! in your skin, The suction, the pressure, Released deep within, The pore next door Threw with brute force A fountain of custard, Like hollandaise sauce Your pores were so happy They weeped yellow years, And you’d stay a virgin For another few years. Guy Larsen

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Modern Jousting.

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#manga #comic #junji ito #jousting #business #cartoon #illustration #rain

Walrustache

Pen and ink, watercolour, 6″ x 6″

#surreal #surrealism #walrus #cartoon #illustration #comic #comic strip #morbid #black #dark #humor #humour #guy larsen #guy #larsen #drawing #art on tumblr #eat sleep draw #bizarre #mental

Alien Invasion

Pen and ink, watercolour, 10″x10″

Messing around with a new format. Always try new things - such as alien anal probe jokes, right? Scanning in first thing next week.

#illustration #illustrator #comic #comic strip #surreal #surrealism #alien #aliens #Joan cornella #watercolour #watercolor #pen and ink #ink #funny #illustrations #Edward gorey #brush #paintbrush #paint #paints

Bust out the coloured pencils for the first time in years last night. So here's a bowling-ball-headed bloke on a skittle.

#illustration #surreal #bowling #cartoon #joan cornella #colour #color pencils #color #art

The pirate who didn't like baths [Pt. 2]

#illustration #pirate #mark grist #pen #ink #colour

PHALLOP: The God of embarassing sexual experiences. Phallop is among the least popular Gods of all time. Though crucial to successful, loving relationships in the future, he often turns up unannounced. Unaware of the future benefit Phallop provides, many who regularly meet Phallop deny they know him. "I swear!", they panic, "This is the first time this has happened!". #Mythillogical

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An oldie from 2012, taken from a tiny wooden ornamental owl my mother bought from Austria: A Pissed Owl.

Mr Coronary is NOT pleased it's Monday.

My desk never looks like this, I promise.

The pirate who didn't like baths...

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