tired & gay

🌸26/♒️/PNW🌸 (she/they lesbian) my name's kayla, and i usually don’t know what’s going on

[evilwizard]

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[sapphireh3arts]

real fujo moment, buffy

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[elodieunderglass]

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[butchtena]

(x)

[ihopejakeydiesnow]

[only-cat-memes]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[football-sucks]

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom