I met the earth and she said she misses you

annA/(18+)/artist//she/any//pretend that here I wrote something cool and revealing about my character but that also maintains a veil of mystery

[aspecpplarebeautiful]

I dont really know where else to put these but I think they should be seen so!! Autosexual ZoneTM

[eyexunt]

[cinematech]

the ultimate JO crystal

[cinematech]

if you JO in this cavern you start a resonance cascade

[rednines]

Isn’t the location of this cave kept secret? Like it’s in Mexico but you’re not supposed to say where it is except to other geologists?

[flagellant]

Nope! Youre thinking of Naica cave in Chihuahua, whose location is public but is so hostile to life that the public can’t meaningfully visit.

The original photo from @eyexunt is from la geoda de pulpi, a public spanish cave which hosts one of the world’s largest (known) JO geodes!

[tartrazeen]

Please tell me you people mean something other than Jack Off

I cannot read this post in any way other than celebrating the ultimate jack-off crystals in this spanish jack-off cave

[cryptotheism]

JO is fully intended to be read as Jerk Off. You do not comprehend the inherent eroticism of God’s work. You fear the divine pleasure of cranking that nasty thing in the caverns.

[dailyquests]

Pet Him using the Wet Hands Style moveset.

[duckdotcom]

play fun math games at www.deadwife.com

[toesuckler]

the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage

[yossyislandd]

can we please start sexualizing derpina again i hate that stupid fucking wojak egirl

[play-now-my-lord]

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[jones-friend]

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

it's always "don't repeat the cycle" and "beware of the cycle" and never How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle

[glowcowboy]

someone says the words “this made me think of you!” and i go insane/crazy/mad/absolutely buckwild etc etc and then some.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[extraordinary-machine200]

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[gothhabiba]

before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?

Only funny to me Kind of mean

[monster2003]

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

[dumbusahana]

i love when people have their roots showing and fading hair dye n messy haircuts their friends or partners cut for them i love chipped nail polish i love stick n poke tattoos i love scars n wrinkles i love signs that a body is lived in

[socialmaya]

[starjasmines]

sorry this joint looks so bad im only five