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ashton 19 they/he queer

[transguyhawkeye]

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[buckbisexualbitch]

i love parental figures who try especially straight cis men who like dont know shit but theyre like oh boy? i know boy things. heres a boy item for you, a freshly declared boy. welcome to the club :)

[talestobetold]

incredible

[nitw]

being autistic is like. sometimes im a man of a few words. other times im a man of a billlion words but i dont always know what they mean

[sadhoc]

i need tumblr dot commies to understand that while yes, many wheelchair users are ambulatory, i.e. can walk a few steps on good days, a location or event being "wheelchair accessible" means that it is accessible to wheelchair users who cannot walk, not even one step, not even on their best day, not even to save their lives

[frankiedotbiz]

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

[emeraldcas]

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[assiraphales]

she embodied it

[cannibalchicken]

make this a thing

[aroaceconfessions]

At this point I cant tell what 'A' is making it so hard for me to understand romantic+ relationships. Is it the autism? The aroace? We may never know

[bennistudies-deactivated2023112]

when you give your iced coffee a little swirl and the ice cubes make the clink clonk clink clink clonk sound

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theabigailthorn]

Vladimir Nabokov has LOGGED ON

[lohboh]

"Can I say dyke as a bi girl" is like the leftist version of having to ask your pastor if birth control is a sin

[lohboh]

I wish some of y'all start engaging with the community on terms more nuanced than "what are the rules I need to know and enforce" it's exhausting seeing teenagers argue over who gets to call themselves "gay" when that shit doesn't matter in the big picture

[axolotlsauce]

there’s no identity police in real life. just do you

[royalhandmaidens]

because i love y’all, i’m sharing my family’s recipe for apple tea (traditional fall/winter drink in west asia, turkey, and many areas of the balkans)

it’s like a more delicate version of apple cider and i basically live off of this stuff when the weather starts to cool!

Apple Tea (for two)

1 large apple or 2 small, shredded (you can use a cheese grater)

3 cups water

1-2 cinnamon sticks

2-3 pc clove (optional)

honey to taste

1 tsp of lemon juice (add at end)

green tea (optional! some versions call for green tea but i actually prefer it without. up to you!)

throw it all in a pot and let it simmer on a low temperature for an hour or so. while it’s simmering, it will also make your home smell delicious! (if you make it with green tea, add the tea at the end, about five minutes before taking it off the heat so the flavor doesn’t become bitter from oversteeping). strain into your cups and enjoy hot.

end result:

[onlinebeast]

There should be a specific fashion item for keeping your sleeves rolled up. Like big clasping arm bracelets. I think this would improve morale in the gay community somewhat.

[nomadbones]

There is though

They’re called Sleeve Garters, they started off in the 19th century and where popular with musicians, gamblers, gunslingers and the occasional Victorian gentleman. Nowadays you can see bartenders wearing them

[fuckyeahsnackables]

Sluts! (affectionate)

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[theslowesthnery]

anyway jokes aside, there's something funny in a sad way about having these options on a site that doesn't actually allow adult content 🙃 like wow, imagine how nice these would be for, i dunno, nsfw artists!

[fizzimus]