[ithelpstodream]

[musterniillustrates]

is anything as pure as a mango. is anything as humble and good and forthright as a mango, i ask you.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

I dreamt i fell in love w/ a stranger but then he sacrificed himself to a demonic entity living beneath my house :/

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

tfw it’s valentines day and u can’t stop thinking about ur dream lover who leapt into the abyss beneath ur house :/

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[vanilita]

There is nothing to defend

[lookingforshadows]

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

[thorodinson]

I’m willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

[outlaw-queen-deactivated2018061]

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

[coffeeseed]

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

[ohsnapbiscuits]

[feministd1rection]

Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

[meloromantics]

also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

[seaniepop]

That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.

[forgiveninasong]

Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.

The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Bam.

[roseforthethorns]

In the books, it even says that there were boys and girls from each school. Thanks Hollywood for making Durmstrang buff and all athletic men and Beauxbatons all feminine and dainty.

[zirijava]

Just imagine what it would have meant for every kid watching, seeing girls walking beside the guys in Durmstrang being “manly” and boys walking with Beuxbaton being flirty and feminine.

It would have shown that girls and boys can be however they want.

[drarrysgirl]

It also suggested that the only way a female could have be selected to participate was if she was not up against any male competition. In the books Fleur is chosen as the best candidate for her school from a selection of female AND male students. And she was the best PERSON. Not the best GIRL.

[imaginedus-deactivated20180401]

all men are Russian and all Women are French.

[novaya-model]

Select your gender: 🔳 Russian 🔳 French

[c-ptsdofficial]

rest assured, rational me and impulsive me are having a fuckin smackdown 24/7 100% of the time

[saddest-cat-hours]

[thebestoftumbling]

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[bokkuns-deactivated20180626]

straight people: gay people dont talk about how gay they are all the time unless of course its their Gay Struggle otherwise its just Unrealistic

me, a known gay:

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[factly]

[alwaysfob]

ABCs of Fall Out Boy ↳ A is for American Beauty / American Psycho

[guarded]

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