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Introduction Post!!!

Name: molly

Pronouns: she/it

Interests: TF2, TF|2, nerf, art, mechs, girls <3, funnyposts, and much more!

Context: transfem - over 18 - american

I automatically follow if you're funny, cute, or your name is also molly!

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let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.

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Real Life Patch Notes:

Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period

Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone

"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long

It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time

Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker

Added 14 new species of frog

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Hetero Jessica and the Curse of the Demon Knights

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Hetero Jessica and the Thousand Sinners of Stray Dog Mountain

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Hetero Jessica and the Castle That Walks Like a Beast

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Hetero Jessica, Impaled Upon Ten Thousand Wicked Blades

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Hetero Jessica Curses Her Maker

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Hetero Jessica Escapes the Depths of Hell

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Hetero Jessica Eats the Corpse of God

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Unfortunately, it’s pretty straightforward to sketch out what the series looks like.

Hetero Jessica and the Curse of the Demon Knights: The world is a primal, god-haunted place, but Hetero Jessica and her nameless bisexual boyfriend don’t know about that—at least, not until they mistook the night parade of a hundred devils for a pride parade! Now her nameless boyfriend is dead or something, and more importantly, she’s drawn the attention of some hot bishounen demon knights, her only touchstones in the newly strange world. Each has their own strange power, and they offer it to her alongside their loyalty, if she will accept their pact—but, they warn, it comes at a price. As Hetero Jessica grows increasingly entangled with her demon knights, can she find a way to master them and their power without succumbing to the curse?

Hetero Jessica and the Thousand Sinners of Stray Dog Mountain: There is a sacred mountain, a place where stray dogs roam and the wickedest sinners ever to live are punished with everlasting redemption. Hetero Jessica climbs Stray Dog Mountain, still struggling to understand this god-haunted world, and hoping to find answers at the summit. But as she speaks with dogs and sinners both, she discovers more important questions—like, “is it okay to punish the wicked with everlasting redemption in order to keep a sacred mountain stocked with enlightened sages?”

Hetero Jessica and the Castle That Walks Like a Beast: It walks, carving canyons through continents, stirring up the inchoate waters of the void. It is a monstrous, living castle, the ur-beast, wrought in stone and enfleshed in architecture, and Hetero Jessica is going to make it hers. That will make the gods and horrors of this world take her seriously. Of course, no one has ever lived who’s sat upon the throne—a devouring siege perilous, the hungry maw at the Castle’s heart. But…maybe she’s built different!

Hetero Jessica, Impaled Upon Ten Thousand Wicked Blades: Some days, you just wake up impaled upon ten thousand wicked blades. This is a thing that happens. The only sensible thing to do about it is to get back together with your demon knight ex to try and fix it. But Hetero Jessica’s got bigger things to worry about than her demon lover’s bishounen charms—after all, someone put all those swords in her. They aren’t coming back from that mistake alive!

Hetero Jessica Curses Her Maker: The world, it turns out, is a raw and gaping wound in the void. At least, that’s what he says—the pale and sickly rider, spilling blood and souls with his accursed blade. Hetero Jessica’s always thought it was okay for the world to exist, but maybe that doesn’t have to be a dealbreaker. After all she’s been through, she thinks it’d be fun to play at being the world-ending villain, to make a vain effort at apocalypse in half-jest and look good doing it. It’s bad news for the demiurge!

Hetero Jessica Escapes the Depths of Hell: God forbid a woman do anything. Literally. Imprisoned amid the lightless fires of Hell, Hetero Jessica plans her escape. But Hell is more than fire and imprisonment. She finds an unlikely and alluring ally in the fallen angel who is her gaoler. “Here, you can be at peace. Here, you are loved without judgment. Here is the fire and the torment and the damnation, but there is mercy in it.” Hetero Jessica is hellbent on getting out..but maybe she should be doing just the opposite?

Hetero Jessica Eats the Corpse of God: God’s dead. Hetero Jessica’s hungry. It is forbidden for any mortal thing to sup on a god, but Hetero Jessica is done with things being forbidden. It’d make much more sense if she ate the rotting corpse of god, cast off her humanity like too-tight skin, plucked the sun and moon from the sky to adorn her crown, reshaped the cosmos in her own image, and maybe even figured out whatever happened to her nameless bisexual boyfriend. Only…is that what she really wants? Is that what she deserves? How can she answer the suffering of the world?