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Introduction Post!!!
Name: molly
Pronouns: she/it
Interests: TF2, TF|2, nerf, art, mechs, girls <3, funnyposts, and much more!
Context: transfem - over 18 - american
I automatically follow if you're funny, cute, or your name is also molly!
at this point in my life I am only interested in stories about women with homosexual tendencies
Gonna toss an interesting story idea out there cus my hands are full rn.
Dead Space ass mechsploitation.
.pilot being beckoned by her thought to be lost girlfriends signal to a derelict imperial base only to be stalked by her GFs old scout chassis with whats left of her in the cockpit while she speaks to her through comms saying everything is ok. because R&D got a lil silly with a relic they dug up during an outing.
The horror elements of erohorror need more love.
Or alien isolation
Band of pilots and hounds having to deal with an interloper that hitched a ride on the drop ship from the last sortie. Ofc have the Handler have a breakdown over being handed a situation they have zero control over.
Enjoy!
hush baby you dont have to tag your posts with 196 that's in the past they can't hurt you anymore
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
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Medical officer on a mechsplo ship: “Honestly? I have no clue how the hell this happened. I mean really, how did it even get lead poisoning?”
The handler’s suspiciously drool covered firearm:
Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."
The energy on the dash... Let me guess
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Is it true that stimulating/groping the titties actually helps with their growth or is that just kind of like, a bit?
not a real thing as far as we know, but it can't hurt to try :p
Okay. Secondary question, may I come over?
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
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fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
